We draw some walks and slug some HR but this team can't horsefeathering hit. And Abreu hits the hat trick. This series has been depressing. They will hit. They will go through a week stretch where they will crush the ball and everyone will think the Cubs put it together again. But it’s the same team we’ve seen the last several years. Based on wRC+ the Cubs are about the 10th best offense in baseball since 2017 but I would guess they’ve underperformed that by a bit. If you score 10 runs in 10 straight games and score 1 run in each of the next 10 games, you are averaging 5.5 runs a game but you are probably 10-10 in those games. Conversely, if you score exactly 6 runs in each of the next 20 games, you are probably something like 15-5. Now no team is immune to streaks and slumps, that’s baseball. But it really seems like the Cubs peaks and valleys are larger than most teams. Wish there was a way to prove that. I think, broadly, that BABIP is streakier than we tend to admit and power is WAY WAY WAY streakier than we are willing to admit. People always want to diagnose the ebbs and flows of an offense but that's the bulk of it. And when you have a low contact group like this one, you're getting fewer bites at the apple and it's going to be more pronounced. Why the offense has always been a whole less than the sum of its parts is something I bet a whole thesis could be written on. My theories are A) a homegeniety in strengths/weaknesses and B) there's always been a few too many places in the lineup for pitchers to run and hide.