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:?: Kofi Annan = Head of the United Nations The United Nations = A body which does very little of the job it is there to do.

Its probably really early, but oh well, I'll take the Bars Defense.

The last 15 years has been the Sammy Sosa era? I keep forgetting that. Quick, who is the best running back of the Sammy Sosa era? Roughly 1992-2003. I'd say Emmitt Smith. This is a commonly used expression. I use it all the time. I agree, I'm pretty sure Sammy was just referring to the time he's been in baseball and not claiming possession of the era. So? MUst...Bash...Sammy...at every.....given...chancee.......

Hmm.... AL EAST: Boston AL CENTRAL: Tigers AL WEST: A's AL WIld: Jays NL east: Mets NL CENTRAL: Cards NL WEST: Padres NL Wild: Braves NLDS: Cards over Braves Mets over Padres ALDS: Boston over Jays Tigers over A's NLCS: Mets over Cards ALCS: Tigers over Boston WORLD SERIES: Tigers over Mets in 7

oh, Keenan McCardell, i suppose.

Because you touch your CAPS LOCK at night.

UGh. That totally reminded me of a John Stewart line off of the daily show the other night. eww. Mind telling us the line there fella? It's not, eww, is it? Well, he had a video clip of bush with his hand belwo the table. he said something along the lines of: CAUTION: PG-13 "As you can see, he is scratching his testicles. Either that, or the area between his testicles and his anus, we cant be quite sure...but if I may be so bold, Im doing that right now"

Hey everybody, I appologize for the damn draft never getting moved forwards. My fautl. Go to the league message board. I posted some things about it there.

Cosigned.

Allright, I've tried my best to stay out of this thread because any argument about sammy goes the same way. Party A: Sammy cheats, sammy corked his bat and i refuse to listen to his excuse for that which actually makes logical sense, sammy only thinks of his self, sammy is a jerk who eats babys and clubs seals, sammy left early. I HATE SAMMY. Oh, and he did steroids alot. Party B: Sammy is one of the greatest offensive players in chicago cubs history, its sick how people have totally disowned him and forgotten about that. There is no proof sammy ever did roids. There is a logical reason to believe his corked bat story. His 2001 season was one of the best offensive seasons in history this side of Cobbs' 1911 season. It quickly turns into a penis measuring contest of two groups of people: The people who were brought into baseball, or reinterested in baseball by sammy and the 98 cubs (me) And those who were fans long before sosa, or those who were fans because of the 03 season. There are exceptions to the rule but thats pretty much the norm. But this is probably one of the more ignorant statements I've ever read: Oh really? What proof do you have to back this up? What even gives you the idea this may be remotely true? If it was, why wasnt it brought up earlier by cubs brass in a game that actually mattered, unlike the last game of 04. Furthermore, I wish people would stop calling sammy selfish. You dont like him, fine, but to say he's selfish shows how very bitter people are towards him, because its a blatant lie. Lets take a look at some of sosa's humanitarian work: -He organised the Sammy Sosa Charitable Fund (SSCF) in 1998 to help further the health standards of children in the D.R. -After Hurricane George he used the SSCF to help organize relief efforts in the D.R. He even flew down there personally and handed out supplied. -He has invested a load of money into a baseball school in the dominican republic, this school houses players and provides clothes and meals. -For each HR he hit during the 98 season he donated 40 computers to schools in the dominican republic. As a matter of fact his work with hurricane George earned him the 1999 ESPY for Humanitarian of the Year. Dont like sammy if you dont want to, but dont call him selfish. Its ignorant and untrue.

What was your first clue? :lol:

I hate you. Now i have to go clean up the orange juice that just got spit on my computer screen.

hahaha I hate stephen A smith...however, I totally would have loved to see him get boo'd.

UGh. That totally reminded me of a John Stewart line off of the daily show the other night. eww.

Excuse my stupidity, But what is ERA +, how do you calculate it, and how is it used?

BREAKING NEWS: PRIOR INJURES HAND ON DOORKNOB LEAVING FOR GAME!!

Are you kidding me CUBS? Sosa, by the numbers, undoubtedly the BEST offensive player in Chicago Cubs history. If that doesnt earn him a spot as one of the top five then i dont know what will.

So, if you trade Aram and get Arod in return, you're blowing up the team? I don't uderstand. Does Arod play for Dodgers?

Past month stats: .299 AVG, .867 OPS, 17 runs, 4 HR, 11 RBI in 97 ABs. He's still 24, so in a keeper league, not a bad pick yet. I just bought low on him in my dynasty league (although I did give up a lot to get him and Weaver). Yeah, but Torii went and got hurt like the second we agreed to the deal :(

SWEET IDEA. Then lets get alou and bat them Pierre Alou Tavares. Or, 4-3 5-3 6-3, if you willl.

Also you need the clip of Z getting Bonds to line out to the mound with the bases juiced and Z's head promptly exploding a few years back, and the clip of his head first "slide" into third last year.

I heard he does it with IMPLIED ORAL concent.

We need four more teams. come on people, you KNOW you want to.

What does that even mean? Why is he a gamer and not a "grinder" whats the difference? :x

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