Since twitter is freaking out over the lineup tonight, I think back to the start of the season when we were trying to figure out how to create the worst lineup possible with the current roster. Here is the worst offensive lineup I can come up with, only putting guys at positions they've played before LaStella, 2B Heyward, CF Soler, LF Baez, 3B Kalish, RF Ross, C Federowicz, 1B Russell, SS Federowicz played 2 games at 1B in his career. Heyward is assuming gimpy wrist version, and Russell is legally bound to 7-9th in the order.