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  1. JudasIscariotTheBird
    Except you accepted the +200 so don't pretend that's what I was harping on. I wouldn't say you welched because we didn't agree to an amount after your million dollar offer, but you wussed out because you were talking out of your ass, which is a frequent occurance.
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    Well, then you wouldn't bet at all, obviously...a scenario which you are the resident expert for. I'm just shamelessly trying to buy a new pair of shoes. I'LL GIVE YOU +200!!!!! ok cool ILL TAKE IT
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    Well, then you wouldn't bet at all, obviously...a scenario which you are the resident expert for.
  5. JudasIscariotTheBird
    ...so you think the Phils would be better off paying Harper 330 mil over a 5 year contract instead of a 13 year contract or something to that effect? No, I'm just putting into perspective (for myself) how insanely long a 13 year contract is. My bad. I'm still just livid.
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    ...so you think the Phils would be better off paying Harper 330 mil over a 5 year contract instead of a 13 year contract or something to that effect?
  7. JudasIscariotTheBird
    ...if those are seriously the correct details on the contract, then I am officially pissed off.
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    Lol. Contreras definitely has a type that he follows on twitter.
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    I can testify to the fact that if you are balding and cut your hair short and don't have the patience to shave it, that is what it looks like. It still beats the alternative of growing it out to any length.
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    I'm sure you aren't alone in thinking/hoping this (I'm included in that group), but I'm not getting my hopes up.
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    Where can I find a pair of genie slippers like those?
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    Instead, you have WAY more DH dongs. I'll take that trade any day.
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    The main thing I don’t miss about chess tournaments is getting paired against kids. It’s 50/50 that you’re going to destroy them and feel bad or they’re going to destroy you and you just got walked by a 9 year old. P sure a 13 year old was getting help from his dad’s laptop on his “bathroom break” one time so horsefeathers that kid I was playing an 8 year old years ago, and I'm good enough that I would probably have heard of any 8 year old that could beat me in Denver, but I was wrong. After 15 moves it was looking grim for me. Down a few pawns and in a worse, holed up position. But then he blundered his rook. I felt so bad. He was just sitting there staring at the board and looking glum. Probably went on like that for 20 minutes when I realized I hadn't hit the clock yet. (I wasn't used to playing with a clock.) As soon as I hit the clock he resigned. I wasn't sure if I should feel bad or not, as he was just hoping to win on time, I suppose. Savy for an 8 year old. He's rated around 2300 last I checked (at age 17)
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    Yes, you subscribe to what I like to call The Church of my Last Sentence, which is totally cool. The Cubs are not a business, MLB is not a business. It's a billionaire club that is closed. It's exempt from antitrust and the rules that you think apply don't apply. You're too smart by half. [bbvideo=560,315] [/bbvideo]
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    ...but Amazon bought my nearest local grocery store!
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    We're going to need a bigger Bote.
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    Yeah, that whole description of relationships sounds EXACTLY like this autistic friend I have whom I cam across from online poker. He sees and treats all relationships and friendships as cost-benefit transactions.
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    He is really giving Colby Covington a run for his money as most easily hated personality in sports.
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    Were the 2009-15 Blackhawks a dynasty? Nope. And it always annoyed me that people tried to claim it. Anytime we have a perfectly good word for describing something, fans have to stretch it because they really want their favorite to qualify. And then the stretch gets stretched. And then the stretched stretch gets stretched. Next thing you know, you get something blithering like the Cubs winning two division titles and having two split wild cards being put up as a possible dynasty. Dynasty was coined to describe things like UCLA basketball under Wooden or the post WWII Yankees. I’m willing to allow for a little bit of a stretch to something like 3 straight titles or 4 in 5 years, but even that is starting to water it down quite a bit. Hawks were totes a dynasty. They won a bunch of stuff and were good over a period of time. So claimith I.
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    Is a guy with a career 3.12 FIP and back to back 1 WAR seasons out of the pen allowed to "breakout?" As a general template I’m looking at David Robertson’s 2011 Oddly specific, but sign me up.
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    Is a guy with a career 3.12 FIP and back to back 1 WAR seasons out of the pen allowed to "breakout?"
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    I think we need to start including error bars and percentiles of likelihood because terms like "likely best case scenario" are totally meaningless without some kind of numerical context.
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