JudasIscariotTheBird
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First winning streak of the season, huh? Well, I'm not quite convinced. But I'll give the benefit of the doubt enough to move on to a good Paul Thomas Anderson film, and in what I know is an unpopular opinion, possibly his best. It has the best music of all of his movies, and while I think the silliness level turns a lot of people off, I think it has the most emotion in it to go along with the most laugh out loud moments. I've always liked Heyward and I've been waiting patiently to believe he could be the passible to decent hitter he was before he came to Chicago. The time for waiting is over. I think he's fixed, everyone. Anyhow, think we can make this three in a row, Ned? http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrm7j2RQe1r5c2fso2_500.gif Fun fact: Both Kyle and this Stratton fellow sport the same, sad 6.48 ERA. -
What do you consider bad Anderson movies? I know I might get flak, but I thought Punch Drunk Love was mediocre at best Yeah, Punch Drunk Love was lame. He's a good director so his movies aren't "bad," but sometimes he just lets me down. I did enjoy Inherent Vice, though.
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Haha. Awesome. I just went on IMDB and saw that PTA directed Coffee and Cigarettes and assumed it was, you know, that movie. Only the best game thread for our Cubs!
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Welp, the Cubs can't be much more overrated than after a game they just won, so I'll keep the overrated PTA vehicle going. I would like to announce that I have quit the Cubs. It is so freeing and refreshing to let go and not care. And that feeling will make watching this game more enjoyable. I suggest everyone try it. Remember how Bill Murray likes the Cubs? Man, I still really don't care. Maybe if they get on a 4 game winning streak or something I'll start doing actual good Anderson movies. ...did you know that he directed Fiona Apple's video to Paper Bag and Hot Knife? I knew that they used to date and stuff, but I didn't know that.
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Jeez. I'm going to have to find gifs of actors threatening to fart on people more often.
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Owners are making out like bandits after their disinterested off season. Gross.
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It is clear that the Cubs, and we its fans, do not deserve good things. And so, what horrifically overated movie could I use as a gif theme for this horrifically overrated baseball team? http://66.media.tumblr.com/1e07948d97e27626b4776af4747c1495/tumblr_mj0ucnZMPs1s15yvto1_500.gif Good point, PSH! Quintana is broken and he'll probably be a slightly-worse-than-league-average inning-eater for the rest of his Cubs career. I suppose that isn't too bad, except we cleared out the rest of our now-pathetic farm system to get him. Joaquin, if you got the chance to meet Q, what would you tell him? http://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fartinyourface.jpg Better answer than I was expecting, crazy person. Gah, why am I even bothering to pretend to put effort into this? I'm going to bed. http://66.media.tumblr.com/6d6496bb8a30fbbd16c97dda185fb930/tumblr_mhmtjooG491qzi80do1_500.gif
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I see both sides on this one. Gays should know better...but are gays not allowed to be fratnoxious because they should know better? Its a conundrum.
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I've seen people pick up J Hey in fantasy leagues...and we are 2-22 or something at the moment. What the hell is going on?!
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I came to this thread fulling expecting a Jaws pun.
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Careful. Rooting too hard can give you a heart attackackackackack.
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I spent the last 10 minutes trying to make a Scenes From an Italian Restaurant reference with either Maddon choosing between a bottle or red or white, or Jake and LaStella on a big waterbed they had bought with the bread they had saved for a couple of years, but after the Mathis HR I decided to give up and just listen to Captain Jack.
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If anyone ever manages to hit a 2 run HR with no one on, its going to be Javy.
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Sadly, the Cubs pitchers are also making every at bat feel like a grind. Yeah, my way too early takeaway from this team is that the offense looks capable of taking us to October by itself, but how in the world do you win a playoff series with Lester/Hendricks/who the hell knows as your playoff rotation?
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The Rangers' announcing crew isn't intolerable to listen to.
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I think he should have peed on it.
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Yeah, kinda. The knock on him was always that he didn't pitch deep into games because of not pitching to contact. He kind of changed that later in his career before he got here, but coming to Chicago seems to make Chatwood's happen.
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Hey, at least with 5 walks in 1 IP, there aren't any runs scored yet. Horray!!!
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My feed said it happened on 4 pitches. Probably a glitch.
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Little known fact: Flea and Dave Navarro are playing on the album recording of that track.
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Photo of offseason MLB owners meeting:
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