Rangers during Summer 2010: -Ahem-We're....we're uh, bankrupt. *Turns around, opens door, walks in, and then closes door and blinds. Comes out ten minutes later.* BILLIONS of dollars will be coming in! I realize it's way more legit than that before anyone feels the need to jump on that, but that period of bankruptcy was hilariously quick and I like a good poorly thought out conspiracy. You know Hicks isn't the owner anymore right?