SouthSideRyan

Going for the monster park in Oakland to the tiny park in SF obviously wasn't going to bode well for Zito. Everyone in the world knew it. lol wat Oh come on it is barely 421 to right center with a 25 foot wall. :D Okay, the gaps are big but down the line its nothing. 339 in left and 309 in right? That's a hitters park. So Wrigley is a pitcher's heaven since it has the longest foul lines in the majors.

You forgot your wink to show, "look I'm a good guy and not trolling at all!!"

Hahahahahahahahaahahha

Mark Mulder is toast. You forget which team he plays for... :Duncan's Pixie Dust: What teams did he play for the last 3 years? You're misunderstanding: he could have played for my kids little league team the last 3 years, but as soon as Duncan touches him and he puts on a Cardinals uniform, magic happens. See Kyle Lohse, Todd Wellemeyer, Braden Looper, and any other joke of a pitcher that's doing well for them. It's unreal. Now a guy with "real" talent like Mulder shows up? This has 11-1 1.92 comeback written all over it. Again, to understand this, you must suspend logic, because the the laws of reason and logic do not apply to the Cardinals. HE PITCHED FOR THE CARDINALS THE LAST 2 YEARS AND WAS TERRIBLE AND HURT.

Channel 99 UM.

I'd imagine it's CLTV, whatever that is.

I think Len blew the gag there. Brenly was supposed to read the question.

Mark Mulder is toast. You forget which team he plays for... :Duncan's Pixie Dust: What teams did he play for the last 3 years?

Mark Mulder is toast.

It really doesn't matter what the White Sox do. It really doesn't matter what the Cardinals do either, but people keep freaking out about it. They're going to finish in 3rd. They also weren't going to be any good this year. Stop doubting them. You'll always be wrong! They're not. As I said, they'll finish in 3rd. Everyone's freaking out because they're the Cardinals, not because they're a good team.

The Rockies???

It really doesn't matter what the White Sox do. It really doesn't matter what the Cardinals do either, but people keep freaking out about it. They're going to finish in 3rd.

We're missing 2 of our best hitters, and the lineup is still better than the Giants.

I cant wait until the get the hell over yourself, its a joke option is added. You'll be the first. This makes less sense than the defensive indifference rule in baseball. Just my way of telling this character to get over himself, it's a joke, but since he put me on ignore, he'll never get the message. Here ya go Wekse.

I'd guess they won't put him on bereavement because they don't want to reveal why he's taking time off.

This sounds very very good.

Stop saying Hawaii in there!

please list the 20 cardinals and the 3 cubs. because i can think of four cubs in two seconds w/o even trying. Are we just talking current or past as well? 2008: Aaron Miles Braden Looper Todd Wellemeyer Kyle Lohse Skip Schumaker Brendan Ryan Jason LaRue Rick Ankiel past years: Tony Womack Jeff Weaver Abraham Nunez Bo Hart So Taguchi not 20, but close, and I'm sure I'm forgetting guys For the Cubs: Jim Edmonds Geovany Soto Ryan Dempster By the standards that you're using (Aaron Miles??): Mark DeRosa Ryan Theriot Ronny Cedeno Reed Johnson Henry Blanco Kerry Wood Carlos Marmol Jason Marquis

Yeah, but Buck Martinez is a big idiot.

Does anyone know why we don't use any of their traditions against them in the same manner as them draping the L flag? Because they have no traditions. I guess we could run onto the field and try to beat up the umpire or first base coach. Or we could accuse them of cheating. Those seem to be the only White Sox traditions I can think of. And I've always been amazed the Sox never got in the market of selling the blue "L" flags after the "W" flags starting appearing. For a team that hates the Cubs as much as they do, it seems like a no-brainer. But Dybas and Ligue stole that tradition from Cub superfan John Murray. And for an interesting read, go read about which team those tools root for and where they'd been all day prior to their infamous nights at Comiskey. Anyway, there actually are a few traditions around Sox games: - Halfway to St. Patrick's Day - Dog Day - Elvis Night - Mullet Night (either the most embarassing or most brilliantly self-deprecating promotion in baseball; not sure which) - "Na Na Hey Hey" when the opposiing pitcher is yanked mid-inning - Fireworks after Sox home runs and victories - "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" during the 7th inning stretch, but the Cubs already co-opted that one - Hawk's terrible announcing, but again Santo seems to have that one locked up too. I realize none of these are as clever as flags or throwing garbage, but we seem to like them just fine. Ligue is Alsip trash, he's definitely a Sox fan. Dybas was like the 5th guy to run on the field that game, certainly all drunk Cub fans looking for their cell phones on the field. I'd also love for you to let me know where Ligue was before the game. Probably at Mackell's. Unless your implication is that he was at the Cubs game and then went to the Sox game afterward. Seems like a tight squeeze to fly in from New York in order to catch the White Sox night game, but you know us Cubs fans, never turning down a chance to get drunk!!! And Murray only stole the tradition from Disco Demolition night, a proud day in White Sox history. Though I should probably look up what team those 50,000 morons were fans of, probably all those stupid drunk Cub fans.

Incidentally, has anybody done anything less to become famous? Arnold Palmer is a golfer. I'm sure he has many hobbies. Nice job guys! That was seamless. Agreed, that was awesome.

San Francisco is a very bad baseball team. We could easily win 3 out of 4 o all 4 without Aramis.

Horrible, just a horrible sentence. People need to get over this woe is us, things will never change BS. Laundry doesn't play stupid, players do. The Cubs players have played poorly for the last week. THEY HAVE THE BEST RECORD IN THE NL(.5 GAME FROM BEST IN BASEBALL) Stupid crap like "we're still the Cubs" is the drivel you get from ancient homers like Marty Brennaman and Mike Shannon. People who make Joe Morgan look like a reasoned thoughtful individual.

Not yet, but we are pretty much forsure going to lose 2 to the Giants (Cain & Lincecum) and the Orioles are garbage, no matter what their record is now, they will likely lose 90 games. We're pretty much for sure going to lose 2 to the Giants??

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