Someone please make me feel better by promising that this is a fluke and nothing more. Please re-affirm that baseball and the cosmos always "has a way" of evening things out, balancing the weights and making sure that things finish up as nature intended. And while you're at it, explain how Dave Duncan transforms a scrap-heap starter in Lohse into a #1 while awaiting the return of Mulder and Carpenter, and how this just flat out wasn't supposed to happen this way but here it is anyway. Also feel free to point out how absurd the thought of how everything "evens out" sounds when it comes from a fan of the century-of-misery Chicago Cubs. Yeah, I know it's only April, but my blue blood is chilled at the moment, thinking about what may yet come. Lots has been said here before of Cardinals pixie dust and magic, but I'm more inclined to believe that "small birds perched on a bat" is a hieroglyph for "massive pain in a small bear's ass." It's worrying, to say the least. A month ago, all anyone figured was that there was one other giant (MIL) and one possible David (CIN) in the NL Central, with little thought given to what was surely a rebuilding season down in Mullet County, Missouri. I'm probably over-reacting, but it still sucks.