Maybe I'm in the minority, but has anyone else ever flirted with the idea of going into umpiring? I've always figured that for those of us (read: all of us here) who weren't blessed with MLB playing talent, being a "blue" would allow you to get as close to the action as possible. Unfortunately, I'm in my early thirties now and probably too old to try and climb the umpiring ladder. Still, I think it would an incredible experience and a potentially lucrative job ($80-$300k at the MLB level), and you'd get to know players and coaches on a semi-personal basis. Being the bad guy everyday would probably be a drag, though. MLB.com gives the basics for becoming an umpire, and lists two approved schools. Does anyone here have any experience umpiring in local levels or even in the MiLB? Ever been to umpiring school?