balls stopped by the moat ground rule doubles or infielders have to swim for em?if i have a beer tap at my seat i \'ll need a catheter or a personal urinal, one or the other A condom catheter would work pefectly. Fighter pilots use them during long missions. They are applied just like a condom, hence the name, and it would save you the pain of a tube being slammed down your uretrha. Discretion is also a bonus....