So I have extreme doubts Jed would be into it, but with various rumors that the Cardinals are going to be getting rid of Willson, he does have a no trade clause through 2026, wouldn't he make a lot of sense here? Amaya would be your primary catcher, but Willson could give him a rest when need be and fill in at DH the rest of the time. The last 3 years he has posted 140, 127 and 134 wRC+s. I don't think there'd be much cost at all if the Cubs ate the remainder of his 4/72 contract and that 4th year comes with a 5M buyout so you're only on the line for 3/59.5 if he tanks after a couple years.
C- Amaya
1B- Busch
2B- Nico
SS- Dansby
3B- Paredes
RF- Seiya
CF- PCA
LF- Happ
DH- Willson
That's a deep lineup even if it lacks that one super star bat.