This is the Cubs. We've caught lightning in a bottle exactly ONE time that I can remember. Glendon McFatty in 2004. Randall Simon, 2003. Oh yes. Big boy was slappin' homers from all angles! Then he returned to the Pirates and quietly disappeared. Gary Gaetti, 1998 Kenny Lofton, 2003 Tuffy Rhodes, Opening Day 1994 (?)