I still am not sure what I just read. Or why someone got paid to write it. Was there some sort of "how many people can you offend in one sentence" contest? This was written pre-Obama era, or just at the start of it. This is the kind of horsefeathers people have complained about, and been called snowflakes and humorless for not enjoying over the past 8 years. This is the kind of stuff that gave birth to the barstool sports style of sports talk. Blabbing about meaningless horsefeathers on the periphery of sport, kissing the asses of select athletes to gain their favor and promote your brand and talking horsefeathers about chicks, man.