LoL, how in the hell is this winter meetings news.. David Wells remains almost certain to retire, but he has indicated to Padres GM Kevin Towers that he's leaving the door cracked a bit. Towers said Wells recently returned from a safari trip to Africa. "Three hours away from Mt. Kilimanjaro," Towers said. "He went by himself. No running water, electricity." Wells told the GM that a terrible smell came into his tent one day, and it took a minute to finally figure it out: A hyena was sniffing around just on the other side of the tent wall -- the smell apparently was hyena breath.