The Onion, as a newspaper or whatever, is actually much better with just the headlines and without the articles that usually break the joke down way too hard and kills it. For example, Headline: Cubs Hope To Get Disappointing Soriano In Shape By Swimming With Sharks, Skydiving Without A Parachute thats it, thats the whole joke, we don't really need an article or a video about it, its funny, I chuckled, lets move on.