absolutely pants? It's a term I'm ripping off from Michael Davies' ESPN World Cup blog. Basically, pants, in England, is a term to describe something terrible, as in "The 2006 Cubs were aboslute pants". It can also be used like this: "In 2005, Derrek Lee turned in a pantsless performance, putting up MVP numbers at 1B." So, to sum up, the scale goes from no pants to absolute pants. You crazy soccer ppl. I can't keep up with your crazy slang.... :)