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They were 11th in the NL in home runs last year with all those boys on the roster. And one home run off of first the year before that with the same cast of characters. I'm also told that the hitting coach last year was unpopular. Point being that if the primary thing you're worried about is home runs(since the team scored plenty of runs, had a high wRC+, etc), the players on hand already are going to make or break that, you aren't going to ship off Schwarber in search of more homers. you're getting caught looking backwards. Bryant is an unknown now power-wise, Rizzo is officially out of his prime, Baez had a career year, and Contreras hit like 7 home runs last year. That's not a guarantee that they'll all be sapped of power again in 2019 but it certainly lowers the odds that you can just count on them to be well above average in the dong department again -
NEVER SETTLE FOR THESE DONGLESS SCUMBAGS. Your home runs uber alles campaign is going to some strange places. Wherever will an offense with Bryant, Rizzo, Baez, Schwarber, and Contreras find power? They were 11th in the NL in home runs last year with all those boys on the roster.
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Cubs Picking Up Hamels Option, Trading Smyly to Rangers
imb replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
i do not understand this. Why is Smyly involved in us picking up Hamels option? -
Yeah, maybe he'll get his gang rape swagger back, too. we men
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You can read more at my Pat and Ron fan fiction website. this might as well be an exact transcript lmao
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these broke dick teams are gonna horsefeathers around and let SSR swoop in and sign bryce as a butler
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absolutely not
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2 hours 15 minutes until Harper sign with us
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GO RED SOX
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yeah i feel like you missed 2/3 of that post
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to be fair, that 2008 cubs team won 97 games, looked like a lock for a deep playoff run, horsefeathers the bed, did nothing in the offseason and won 83 games the following year and was a non-factor for more than a half a decade after that. now the team was so flawed that Peavy wouldn't have made much difference but it was a bust of an offseason and very disappointing. of course it all set the stage for theo to come in so its fine
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once again i was totally right
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this thing is bad and doesnt work yes i know the example i chose didn't actually cost them and may have actually greatly prolonged their opportunity to win actually i just dont like it
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Any pleb can appreciate Khalil Greene references, but I still think Jake Peavy is the superior Meph meme. He had math that proved that on average, trading for Jake Peavy would add two extra championships to the Cubs over five years. i must have thankfully blocked that out
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or khalil greene
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Jesus christ
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give bryce whatever opt out he wants. oh no he was so good that he outperformed his $40 million a year and now can get more, thanks for the excess value bryce
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hell yeah let's get this horsefeathers over with
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on a scale of 1 to 10 how truly problematic is jackass because i still love it even though those guys all mostly suck or are dead
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everyone does that every year and then week 7 hits and it all goes to horsefeathers lmao, i love it
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schwarber runs a heavyweights style fat camp
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isnt dayton moore the no porn guy lol
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this is like a renaissance artwork
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Mediocre has-been pitcher really doesn't like Machado
imb replied to OleMissCub's topic in General Baseball Talk
lmao so horsefeathering what. if machado runs like a normal person and not someone ATTEMPTING TO INJURE ANOTHER PLAYER no one even notices or cares. really? I mean, it's pretty obvious machado ran at him because of how blatantly the first baseman was standing on the bag. that's forgivable somehow? i feel like aguilar did something moderately stupid and machado did something incredibly stupid. it's like someone calling you dumb and you're like wow that's rude and you hit them with your car in response. "hey shouldnt have called me dumb, [expletive]!" -
Mediocre has-been pitcher really doesn't like Machado
imb replied to OleMissCub's topic in General Baseball Talk
his toe is on like 2 percent of the bag, come on. even if that is weird in anyway, it's orders of magnitude worse to horsefeathering kick the guy's foot for doing it. just touch the other 98 percent of open bag who cares about his toe? The entire foot is over the bag. lmao so horsefeathering what. if machado runs like a normal person and not someone ATTEMPTING TO INJURE ANOTHER PLAYER no one even notices or cares.
