Sammy Sofa

Though it was real messed up when TT ran out and punched Clark right in front of him.

Unlucky? More like... http://gifoid.com/wp-content/uploads/esmeralda-gif-1.gif

LOL Dave Sappelt.

How could they not show the bat flip that went along with this...HOW:

while the face is nearly the most perfectly punchable ever, it's the voice that gets me more than anything. I like that everything we've said applies to both of them.

40 rods to the hogshead, and no more.

It was all a fake Cuban-sham. http://i.imgur.com/kGKEK.jpg

Well, yeah. Look at those abs. Being a sexy slab of beef is by far his greatest ability.

Discuss.

I guess I'd do that but it would bum me out to trade Soler for 3ish months of two guys who are good to very good but not great Yeah, but Soler only gives you about 3 months of terrible to mediocre each season anyway.

HOW DARE YOU? i read that as faceless porn Yikes. Look what Seattle does to someone.

I'm sure someone smarter than me will come back and point all the reasons Sale is cruising to get pitcher AIDS or something, but I think he's awesome and would be fine with the Cubs trading nearly anyone for him, including Schwarber.

Oh yeah; signing. Stupid early 2000's Bulls trade talk has scarred me.

Did not know Wade was married to Gabrielle Union. Suddenly a much bigger fan of this trade.

How dare he.

I really, really, really hate that he has that face.

Kyle Hendricks doesn't worry about a faceless peon like Baez knowing who he is.

La Stella IS a Pokemon.

Yankees forum: http://www.nyyfansforum.com/showthread.php/135684-2016-Trade-Deadline-Thread/page101 Many of them are still semi-convinced that the Cubs may trade Scwharber or Baez. Most, however, seem resigned to the shittiness of their FO/organization. Good for them.

Booooooo.

If I remember correctly (I was 11) we didn't pick up Brian Skinner. His Bulls career was the same as Andrew Bynum's, in that we had no intention of giving him a jersey. But, I guess this is just where you and I differ as NBA executives. I think it was a bad move. I would have kept Brand, hopefully drafted someone besides Eddy Curry with my #1 pick, and then tried to attract a free agent. Lets say Pax had taken over by that point. He definitely keeps Brand and probably drafts the safe, older player from established program, so either Richardson or Battier. Crawford Richardson Artest Brand Brad Miller Hoiberg! Probaly deals World Peace still at some point and probably doesnt bring back JC again when that time comes, but still some time for that. Still a pretty bad team, but not number 2 pick. 2002 isnt great for the experienced big time college players, but maybe we get Caron Butler in the mid-lotto JC Richardson Butler Brand Miller Bulls continue to make strides as a young core, but their lack of a true PG and two ball dominant young Gs is a clear bad fit, and they narrowly miss the playoffs. 2003 Pax falls in love with local Chicago kid Dwyane Wade. But he knows he must trade up to get him. Luckily Riley is eager for a quicker build and trades the number 7 pick to Chicago for Richardson. Chicago finally has pieces that fit and make the playoffs but suffers a first round exit. But then in July of 2004 after too much clashing of egos SHAQ becomes available and the Bulls trade Caron Butler, Elton Brand, and some random vet FA they signed a few years ago plus a future pick for SHAQ. Yadda yadda yadda Bulls build around Wade and Shaq while bringing on savvy vets like White Chocolate, win 2005 NBA finals. Wade throws sex parties, recruits the best basketball player in the world 4 years later, everyone hates Chicago. Lebron leaves us heartbroken and we sit here in 2016 trying to figure out where the Lebron and Wade relationships went wrong. NOW DO THE KOBE TRADE.

I'm going to move to your dumb city and fart all over it. you realize you can comfortably wear jeans basically 11 (if not 12) months out of the year here, you shorts hating goof? I already said I was wrong about the humidity, you nagging townie. I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.

Who gives a [expletive] about Des Moines? Sounds like a [expletive] hole. But I was wrong, Seattle: http://komonews.com/weather/scotts-weather-blog/seattle-really-one-of-the-most-humid-cities-in-the-us-you-bet-12-20-2015 Apparently they have a special type of humidity that doesn't suck. I just saw those humidity percentages on the weather reports and cringed. yeah, it's terrible. don't come here. btw this trade is awesome I'm going to move to your dumb city and fart all over it.

NEEDS TO BE MORE EMPHATIC: http://i.giphy.com/6OpusTwW1csaQ.gif