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  1. Sammy Sofa
    It's hardly a stretch to say he's a disappointment based on expectations and even his own track record, but he has actually provided plenty of value and will almost certainly be worth what he's paid this season, if you put stock in that FG metric. It's just weird be all gloat-y about it, like he's more happy that he can slam people for the player sucking instead of being disappointed in their performance. Of course, seeing that he's actually a Cardinals fan, then it's just his natural instinct.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I mean, everyone agrees he's actually a Cardinals fan at this point, right? I totally called it.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Early gam; need gam thread now. “Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!” He took his vorpal sword in hand; Long time the manxome foe he sought— So rested he by the Tumtum tree And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Perhaps.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    They absolutely did not. If they were going to trade him, they would have been better off allowing him to blossom for a few years into a legit superstar. At his peak, they could have received a lot more than the #2 pick in return for him. How often does that happen?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    All feels right with the world again.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    At least?
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Blargh.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, Russell.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    It's actually this Godzilla-themed classic:
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers, Zobrist has been terrible for a while. That blows.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus hates you, Zobrist.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus, calm down, La Stella.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Good start, despite chump ump.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    NO WAY.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Brand's obviously was the better player, but not game-changingly so; the Clippers sucked when they had him except for one season. Sure, maybe the Bulls would have been inexplicably better run if they had him, but probably not.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Eh; those were REALLY bad teams, and like David has pointed out, we're not talking about that big a difference in players. Best case scenario likely would have just them being less bad.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    My favorite Bear:
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Sure, like one prefers a solid dump to fiery diarrhea.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I was magnanimous and updated the thread title. Until he tries to take someone out again.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    We're still not used to them burning assets off at the deadline.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Cespedes got a big ol' butt.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    His face always looks like that.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/sammy-sosa-11013.jpg
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Damn, and that was a plea deal, too. I mean, horsefeathers the Cardinals and all, but sending someone to jail for this sort of thing seems dumb. Just make him pay a ridiculous fine.
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