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  1. Sammy Sofa
    SETTLED: http://cdn2.pitchfork.com/albums/4314/homepage_large.87521cfa.jpg
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    BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE MARRIED. THAT'S SO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    True story: I did this in a "math bee" in 5th grade. Then I ended up terrible at math by high school. Whoops.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Donut baloney ketchup vs. Doughnut bologna catsup
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I'm not knocking people for knowing it; I just think it's odd to be all incredulous, like their marriage was some thing people must know about. I didn't give a [expletive] about Wade outside of him being someone the Bulls played a few times a year and Gabrielle Union was someone who gave me a boner when I last saw a movie of hers probably close to a decade ago. Somehow we all drifted apart after that. If not knowing they were married is some badge of shame of being out of touch, oh well. His point was that you seemed extremely excited about finding out she was Wade's wife, as if you were very familiar with her. So, if you are very familiar with Gabrielle Union, and you are also a huge sports fan, it would seem odd that you wouldn't know they were married. He wasn't implying that "people" should all know this. So what do think the next step should be here.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I dont think I've ever met one of those Well, it would be weird if they still existed now.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Logan liked this post, and yet you did not like his. MESSAGE BOARD DRAMA.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Personally, I still get a chuckle out of Brewers fans thinking they were going to be kicking ass for years and years and years when they had Braun and Fielder. I'm spiteful like that.
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    http://i.giphy.com/9BDfW3fVpiVVK.gif
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Everyone's read your book, you mediocre son of a bitch.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    We can only have so many pages about trading for a reliever before something more important comes up.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    No doubt, but they're making themselves seem like they are this bastion of equality that is fighting for a group when this is basically a good publicity grab that isn't costing them any money. I get it, but it's also super hippocritical. It's really not. In a post-globalization world, it's impossible to avoid these kind of crossovers, and that's no excuse to do what you can to fight against dumb horsefeathers in your backyard.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I DON'T WATCH THAT horsefeathers, EITHER! http://i.giphy.com/DDH1J6cwFWAE.gif
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, we're falling into "well, X does it worse, so why should we bother to try?"-territory.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I'm not knocking people for knowing it; I just think it's odd to be all incredulous, like their marriage was some thing people must know about. I didn't give a horsefeathers about Wade outside of him being someone the Bulls played a few times a year and Gabrielle Union was someone who gave me a boner when I last saw a movie of hers probably close to a decade ago. Somehow we all drifted apart after that. If not knowing they were married is some badge of shame of being out of touch, oh well.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Nah. http://www.fangraphs.com/graphs.aspx?playerid=14221&legend=1&statArr=50&split=base&time=game&ymin=&ymax=&start=2016&end=2016&rtype=single&gt1=15 Not that I think there's a chance in hell he just picks up where he left off and keeps rolling. That I actually knew about it; he's still a disaster everywhere else, so we're still looking at him having to be a bat god consistently to actually be a usable starter.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    These super donut places are everywhere.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    "Great." As in, "hey, maybe he can be replacement-level!"
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Mexico and China is kind of an...odd comparison, but valid point about China. Sadly, there's zero chance they dare alienating what's now actually their biggest market. Agreed. This is just a fake thing that will make them look good. Mexico isn't anywhere near China in the human rights discussion, but they are still pretty unfriendly to the LGBT community in general. The sad reality is almost everywhere is outside of a handful of European countries and, what, Canada? I thought you were talking about general government suppression/human rights violations, in which case China is arguably king.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Mexico and China is kind of an...odd comparison, but valid point about China. Sadly, there's zero chance they dare alienating what's now actually their biggest market.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I had no idea they were making a sequel to Semi-Pro.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    If society at large decides his name is Dwayne, I think that makes it so. Plus, again, Dwayne Wayne makes it so.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Maybe Rose thinks this actually happened: http://www.foxsports.com/nba/story/carmelo-anthony-new-york-knicks-dwyane-wade-chicago-bulls-free-agency-cap-space-072016
  24. Sammy Sofa
    That dick with the annoyingly spelled name.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    That seems like a weird question, like it's inexplicable to think someone wouldn't know who Dwayne Wade is married to. I know OF Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade, but I had no interest to find out who they were shacking up with. Shockingly, it's REALLY easy to not keep up on most famous people's social lives.
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