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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Man, I miss the Cheese Castle.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Breakfast dog: is it a sandwich?
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Damn, people defensive over Zobrist being stank for weeks.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Man, I love donuts and I love burgers, but I just cannot do the sweet/salty thing. I think it stems from knowing a kid who would bring a plain donut in as part of his lunch and he would take a ketchup packet and splotch some on the end of the donut with each bite.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    LIKE HIS POST, ANDY.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I felt my arteries harden just looking at that thing.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Fowler seems happy to be back.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Hamdog: sandwich or not?
  9. Sammy Sofa
    RIP Mr. Vandross.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Dear DWAYNE and Gabi, Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit. Love and kisses, Sammy Sofa
  11. Sammy Sofa
    SETTLED: http://cdn2.pitchfork.com/albums/4314/homepage_large.87521cfa.jpg
  12. Sammy Sofa
    BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE MARRIED. THAT'S SO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    True story: I did this in a "math bee" in 5th grade. Then I ended up terrible at math by high school. Whoops.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Donut baloney ketchup vs. Doughnut bologna catsup
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I'm not knocking people for knowing it; I just think it's odd to be all incredulous, like their marriage was some thing people must know about. I didn't give a [expletive] about Wade outside of him being someone the Bulls played a few times a year and Gabrielle Union was someone who gave me a boner when I last saw a movie of hers probably close to a decade ago. Somehow we all drifted apart after that. If not knowing they were married is some badge of shame of being out of touch, oh well. His point was that you seemed extremely excited about finding out she was Wade's wife, as if you were very familiar with her. So, if you are very familiar with Gabrielle Union, and you are also a huge sports fan, it would seem odd that you wouldn't know they were married. He wasn't implying that "people" should all know this. So what do think the next step should be here.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I dont think I've ever met one of those Well, it would be weird if they still existed now.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Logan liked this post, and yet you did not like his. MESSAGE BOARD DRAMA.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Personally, I still get a chuckle out of Brewers fans thinking they were going to be kicking ass for years and years and years when they had Braun and Fielder. I'm spiteful like that.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/9BDfW3fVpiVVK.gif
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Everyone's read your book, you mediocre son of a bitch.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    We can only have so many pages about trading for a reliever before something more important comes up.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    No doubt, but they're making themselves seem like they are this bastion of equality that is fighting for a group when this is basically a good publicity grab that isn't costing them any money. I get it, but it's also super hippocritical. It's really not. In a post-globalization world, it's impossible to avoid these kind of crossovers, and that's no excuse to do what you can to fight against dumb horsefeathers in your backyard.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    I DON'T WATCH THAT horsefeathers, EITHER! http://i.giphy.com/DDH1J6cwFWAE.gif
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, we're falling into "well, X does it worse, so why should we bother to try?"-territory.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I'm not knocking people for knowing it; I just think it's odd to be all incredulous, like their marriage was some thing people must know about. I didn't give a horsefeathers about Wade outside of him being someone the Bulls played a few times a year and Gabrielle Union was someone who gave me a boner when I last saw a movie of hers probably close to a decade ago. Somehow we all drifted apart after that. If not knowing they were married is some badge of shame of being out of touch, oh well.
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