Sammy Sofa
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*PUNCHES STAT LINE* WELCOME BACK TO EARTH. (Seriously, he clearly doesn't say "Erf." That meme is racist as hell) I don't remember what it sounds like, but it's not possible to say "Earth" with a cigar in your mouth. http://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/25/1620b570-f175-0133-243b-0e1b1c96d76b.gif? -
*PUNCHES STAT LINE* WELCOME BACK TO EARTH. (Seriously, he clearly doesn't say "Erf." That meme is racist as hell)
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Hahahahahaahah!
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Joe Nathan: unexpected hero of the second half.
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How the horsefeathers is it only the 7th inning? Pour it on some more, dammit.
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Someone get a gif of Rizzo at 2B.
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Not a dong, but it'll do! FINALLY.
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Rizzo, my soul is in your hands.
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IT'S JUST ONE OF THEM DONNNNNNNNGS DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL
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Alright, Bryant, the porn offer still stands.
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Impressive recovery.
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Get out of this, you old bastard.
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http://i.giphy.com/hKL8eaYzFNOmY.gif
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I should have kept posting more taco spaghetti: http://del.h-cdn.co/assets/16/07/768x426/gallery-1455919078-taco-spaghetti-pie-2.png
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FINE. I SEE HOW IT IS. *Jerks it furiously to the most depraved horsefeathers imaginable*
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If Willson dongs here I will give up porn.
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YES. Eat horsefeathers, Scooter.
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It was only a few months ago that no lead felt insurmountable. Cubs down 6 in the 5th inning... no problem! Those days were so glorious.
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Deadspin refusing to call that garbage show anything but All Takes Matter is one of their few shining moments in recent years.
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I wish I could drown my sorrows in taco-ghetti: http://assets.kraftfoods.com/recipe_images/opendeploy/136564_640x428.jpg
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Ridiculously, it's still just 4 runs with plenty of time against the horsefeathering Brewers, yet it stupidly feels nigh-impossible.
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You horsefeathering [expletive]; they're just screaming over Richard coming in. I was expecting to see Bryant get his teeth caved in by a line drive or something.
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Uh, my feed is behind. Dare I ask?
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Stupid greedy seal.
