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  1. Sammy Sofa
    He's largely looked good as a starter, but it's a nice hot take. Lol seriously. In Australasia they're actually called cold takes.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Hell yes: http://www.vulture.com/2016/09/fx-atlanta-premiere-ratings-strong.html
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Meanwhile Tom just wants a half-eaten sausage he can roast on a stick over a barrel-fire.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    It'll be just out of reach, like those tantalizing bison sausage dollars.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    isn't that the locker room? http://www.cc.com/video-clips/apcd4d/upright-citizens-brigade-hot-chicks-room
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I'm gonna set my VCR to record Al Jazeera.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/pirates/2016/09/13/Chicago-police-struggling-to-reach-Pirates-Jung-Ho-Kang-alleged-assault-victim/stories/201609130220 Presumably he blasted her through a time portal.
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  9. Sammy Sofa
    Uh....how?
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Trent Dilfer is just magnificently stupid: http://deadspin.com/trent-dilfer-should-consider-sitting-this-one-out-1786605611 http://deadspin.com/trent-dilfer-should-consider-sitting-this-one-out-1786605611
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I think one of the greatest things is that the biggest offseason acquisition, by far, fell completely on his face, didn't come close to living up to expectations or providing any value. And the team is still better than last year and historically good. AND Schwarber died AND Soler basically contributed nothing AND the pitching got older and they're still this good. It's really pretty damn impressive.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Remember when we were, like, "LOL, Heyward is gonna have a bad year but still be a 2+ WAR player!" So young, so innocent.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    NP
  14. Sammy Sofa
    This honestly makes it sound like you just started watching baseball, like, a week ago.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Obviously, that's doom bonering a worst case scenario, but it is a bit disconcerting when someone is THIS bad for this long with basically no signs of improvement outside of a couple weak BABIP-fluke stretches. But then again, it is baseball, and plenty of guys inexplicably just have bad years.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    This dude is a complete wreck. Send him to Cardinal Hell.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Hahahaah! Garcia is a chump.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    And so it has come to this.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    AW YEAH. Is evv98's score supposed to be 267?
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Drake LaRoche.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Though Joe West seems to be the last of the classic Big Fat Umpires that I grew up watching, plus that increases the odds that we get to see him die during a game.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    That was really fantastic. I was mostly busted up over Hendricks not pulling it off just because it would have been such an amazing way to send Fred off, but it was still a great night and I'm glad Len got him in there right at the end when the Cubs won.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Heard the town Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky namedropped on the radio tonight.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Unless there's a critical "to" missing from that quote.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Uhm... When you say "standing," I assume you just mean kinda standing up a bit from the toilet/essentially squatting, right? Because otherwise I hope there's no way anything is actually spread when you're fully standing up.
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