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  1. Sammy Sofa
    That board is so damn weird.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I'd give it a viking funeral.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    He's a better play caller, but they'd still be looking worse than last year if he was around. They're a terrible team. You're ascribing WAY too much to the playcalling; it can't fix a bad running game basically turning into a crater fire.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    it's a sign of good play calling, if you concede that the team was bad. Or it's a sign of having better players. Or different injury issues. Or whatever issues the other team was dealing with.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Saying victory or loss regularly hinged on one or two plays isn't the sign of a good team.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Pizza is the best food in the world, but if I find a moldy, festering slice between the stove and the counter, I'm not going to eat it, no matter how much I loved that pizza when it was edible. Probably. Point is, even the best things become too old and terrible.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/l41YAtl5MsWJ1kkKY.gif
  8. Sammy Sofa
    They're less of a bunch of mewling turds than too many Cubs fans, that's what. FEAR NOBODY.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Mets fans have the right idea; I picked the Cardinals like a baller, you gutless chalking dogs.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Time for some... http://i.giphy.com/14lMx9i35AP3tC.gif
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Miggy-Miggy-Miggy/Can't you see
  12. Sammy Sofa
    If you get thrown out by Chris Coghlan you should really just cut off your feet in shame because you have no idea how to use them.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    he's an horsefeathers That just makes me like him more. Baseball beat writers are anuses.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    This is what goes through my head every time I see Tucker Barnhart's stupid name (and, also, whenever Lackey starts):
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Outside of being on the Reds, Phillips always seemed pretty cool. I guess there was that one time he complained about Darwin Barney getting a Gold Glove or something, but whatever; Darwin Barney is a horsefeathering dork.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Unfortunately that's been said about 10 times this season. But i declared it to be true last night so it is Yeah, but this time he's actually hitting the ball like he hates it instead of getting a bunch of lucky dribblers. Lucky Dribblers is also my porn name.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    If Heyward is fixed I don't even know how to deal with it.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers, it even comes with fancy anal bleach.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Well, now I know what I'm getting for all of my Christmas gift exchanges this year.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Not if you're trading him to someone out there in the vast desolation of the Great QB Wilderness. The Bears' miserable home for the foreseeable future.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    http://katchop.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lackey-copy.jpg
  22. Sammy Sofa
    http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/436Lackey.jpg
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, he DOES look a lot like Mr. Burns.
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