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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I'm surrounded by Orioles fans here and have found most of them to be delightful.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    http://deadspin.com/idiots-argue-modern-ballplayers-are-fat-in-stupid-usa-t-1787398801 Basically Deadspin was WAY too kind in their dismantling of this nonsense. This deserves a royal FJM-ing.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I made that noise, too, except I was trying to swallow the freakishly large boner that cover gave me because I'm not afraid of stupid baseball things.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, that's surprising. Seemed like he really liked it down there.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Hopefully no mascot heads are falling off.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    The increasingly unhinged Tweeting of self-proclaimed gay black Muslim Cardinals fan "Jeff Smith" is amazing.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Delicious.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Even by not trying standards, getting only 1 HR between the last two updates is pretty awful. David has shamed robots everywhere with his meatbag-ways.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Given the odds involved and the nature of the playoffs, it's almost as good as any other reason to not pick them.
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  11. Sammy Sofa
    CURSES. That silver-haired devil.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Maybe he was talking about Alfred Molina.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Plus they upgraded their QB, too, which makes a huge difference. http://i.giphy.com/Vfie0DJryAde8.gif
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I have to imagine that the sight of a Boston fan losing their mind when you explain to them how Ortiz obviously isn't HOF-worthy is a beautiful, wonderful thing. Also: everyone is using something, who cares, yadda-yadda-yadda.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    http://deadspin.com/idiot-in-gorilla-suit-wearing-all-lives-matter-shirt-1787336451 Racist [expletive] or Harambe meme reaching terminal velocity? You be the judge.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    The Cubs were just being thoughtful and letting the fans get their free pizza before crushing the Reds. So nice.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Hahahahaah! I want that shot of the dugout cracking up as a gif, dammit.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Redemption for Scissors.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    YES.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    This has officially turned into the most boring game I have ever seen. GIVE ME PLAYOFFS.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Little annoyed that the game isn't tied; not sure why Hendricks didn't just keep trying to bunt, but whatever.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    They're all fatally ill and will die on the mound.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, he'll at least out-WAR Castro!
  24. Sammy Sofa
    That was NOT a shot of a handsome crowd to start the inning. Heyward, you sexy thing.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Also: http://i.giphy.com/Kvo77prALFiX6.gif
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