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  1. Sammy Sofa
    It just looks like you have an old cartoon man making kissyfaces, you dumb slab of flank steak.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ht5a8bJN1qbvaudo7_250.gif
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Does he ever NOT look like that?
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Aw, so they lose something like 6-2 instead of 6-0. How cute.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Stop, stop; your doom boner can only get so erect. something something in your mouth How dare you. I have standards.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Jeepers, it's almost like there isn't a good way to lose a playoff series. WEIRD. Running NLCS to 0-5, losing however many World Series in a row. And that is before we get to the possibility of heartbreaking chokes and crushing sweeps. Stop, stop; your doom boner can only get so erect.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Even year magic Bumgarner fellating, Samardzija celebrating them eliminating us, Dusty Baker getting to a WS on our backs, Texas Rangers refuting run differential. So many potential nightmares Jeepers, it's almost like there isn't a good way to lose a playoff series. WEIRD.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/xT5LMSJjTrrzGtLTnW.gif
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Why? Because God is saving his cruelest trick of all for the NLDS. Uh, OK.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Why?
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Well, that's that.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Live a little, you monks. All us worldly types have been talking about swallowing dongs for years.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Curses, he cracked the non-existent code about blowing myself.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Let's see where he goes with this.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    If you had a button you could push right now that would guarantee the Cubs sweep their way to winning the WS this year, but it would also ensure that we must endure President Trump for at least 4 years, WOULD YOU PUSH IT?
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I think this Deadspin comment sums things up nicely:
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  18. Sammy Sofa
    i definitely would've guessed one of them or Smithers. I was thinking Krusty or Flanders, too. Skinner seemed like a decent guess as well. Or a crazy wild card like the Sea Captain or Comic Book Guy.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    They give that access to super drugs that all the presidents have to everyone in DC?
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Lackey. This is a real crab juice vs. Mountain Dew situation we've got here.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I'm cool with it because I'm gonna live forever.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Only sulley's teams' ankles.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    I hope they're making him wear the costume.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    I want the Giants to get trounced so, so badly tonight. The even year nonsense talk has reached an insufferable fever pitch.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    There's no curses. None. DOWN WITH THE WORD FILTER.
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