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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Well, that's that.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Live a little, you monks. All us worldly types have been talking about swallowing dongs for years.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Curses, he cracked the non-existent code about blowing myself.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Let's see where he goes with this.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    If you had a button you could push right now that would guarantee the Cubs sweep their way to winning the WS this year, but it would also ensure that we must endure President Trump for at least 4 years, WOULD YOU PUSH IT?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I think this Deadspin comment sums things up nicely:
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  8. Sammy Sofa
    i definitely would've guessed one of them or Smithers. I was thinking Krusty or Flanders, too. Skinner seemed like a decent guess as well. Or a crazy wild card like the Sea Captain or Comic Book Guy.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    They give that access to super drugs that all the presidents have to everyone in DC?
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Lackey. This is a real crab juice vs. Mountain Dew situation we've got here.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I'm cool with it because I'm gonna live forever.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Only sulley's teams' ankles.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I hope they're making him wear the costume.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I want the Giants to get trounced so, so badly tonight. The even year nonsense talk has reached an insufferable fever pitch.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    There's no curses. None. DOWN WITH THE WORD FILTER.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I'm surrounded by Orioles fans here and have found most of them to be delightful.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    http://deadspin.com/idiots-argue-modern-ballplayers-are-fat-in-stupid-usa-t-1787398801 Basically Deadspin was WAY too kind in their dismantling of this nonsense. This deserves a royal FJM-ing.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I made that noise, too, except I was trying to swallow the freakishly large boner that cover gave me because I'm not afraid of stupid baseball things.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, that's surprising. Seemed like he really liked it down there.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Hopefully no mascot heads are falling off.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    The increasingly unhinged Tweeting of self-proclaimed gay black Muslim Cardinals fan "Jeff Smith" is amazing.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Delicious.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Even by not trying standards, getting only 1 HR between the last two updates is pretty awful. David has shamed robots everywhere with his meatbag-ways.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Given the odds involved and the nature of the playoffs, it's almost as good as any other reason to not pick them.
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