Sammy Sofa
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That was nice. I still want him to die. http://66.media.tumblr.com/986368ff4a3ff8ef24854cc89f9c244d/tumblr_mq3vmo0WuE1r4orq1o2_500.gif -
Divisional series thread
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
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I mean, he just seems SO good on defense. I kinda just figure he can be an inverse Adam Dunn and help balance off his horrible offense against righties by being in there almost every day with that sweet, sweet glove.
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Is Baez's defense stellar enough to offset the offensive struggles he'd still likely have if he became a fulltime player? (This is not snark; I am legit asking)
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Ah, yes, the movie that also taught us that blowjobs = faster hacking.
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I don't think you invented the phrase doom boner, Mr Trump, but it fits quite well. Psh. http://i.giphy.com/CA0a7JllRAG08.gif
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DRAMATIC AND INCREDIBLY ACCURATE RECREATIONS OF TIM LAST NIGHT:
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This would have made the best ripped from the headlines episode of Law & Order EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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There was some Hawk dude raging in the thread about choking and playing scared last night; checked out his posting history and the guy crazily had that going all season whenever they were losing.
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I just figured USSoccer went a little crazy in the moment, which happens to everyone. Kyle last night was the epitome of why I invented the phrase "doom boner" because of him in the first place; reading it all after the fact I was kind of amazed at how much typing and furtive, sweaty rubbing he could do at the same time.
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I thought ussoccer was worse. At least kyle only believes like half of the stuff he says. Nah, people saying ridiculous stuff in the heat of the moment is obnoxious, but Kyle's dumb shtick was just straight up gleeful trolling for the sake of trolling, like he inexplicably revels in misery over the team he's a fan of. I'm not saying I want him banned so much as his role in the game threads going forward basically needs to be reduced to being the screaming slave lashed to the ramming spear on the front of a Roman war galley from the original Ben-Hur.
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Well done, though it's not a total victory until Kyle is struck down like the insipid flesh-monster he is. It's like he was some warlock of dickheadedness unleashing his minions last night in that game thread last night; just a parade of wretched awfulness.
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How can they possibly tell the difference from how he is every other day.
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I figured he wasn't available because he was frolicking with his brethren in the cove.
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LA STELLA. His name is like a [expletive] boulangerie.
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In a trivia contest factoid kind of way, sure. In terms of meaning anything along the lines pf predicting how this or any subsequent series go? Come on.
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I had a dream about eating a gigantic chicken pot pie, you horsefeathering weirdos.
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Guy might be just a LITTLE busy today.
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Quit judging just because you have a rechargeable lithium battery that hasn't exploded...yet.
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This is the most sobering statement on the Cubs losing I've heard yet. Imagine being tempted to pay attention to football? That's almost as terrible as hockey. yiiiiiiiiikes History will judge me to have been a hero and a visionary.
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This is the most sobering statement on the Cubs losing I've heard yet. Imagine being tempted to pay attention to football? That's almost as terrible as hockey.
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Let's face it: this is just a Jags on jags game.
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My [expletive] babies decided that immediately after the game was the best time to both wake up. They have impecible timing. The only thing keeping me going right now is I know I can roll out of here directly into the Cubs romping all over these chuckleheads tonight thanks to the humane start time.
