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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I was wondering that as I watched Zobrist go after Posey's double. I think he should. We might as well make the defense completely airtight in those moments. Yeah, everyone I was with was yelling at the screen when we realized Zobrist was still out there. Totally agreed with the moves Maddon was making in regards to the pitching, but then he leaves Churchy McBibleface out there instead of basically anyone except Soler? Odd.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    It's on MLBN, why would you have not DVR'd FS1 last night? Because my DIRECTV guide said it was on MLBN Yeah, Derwood's actually right; it was listed to be on both channels. I was at a friend's place and his FS1 feed was cutting in and out, so when they suddenly dropped the game on MLBN despite having having the whole thing on their schedule, we had to bail and haul ass back to my place to finish watching.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Maybe it's pretty nice under rocks, you dick.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    GIMME DAT BAEZ BAT FLIP.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Did Big Hurt just talk about hitting a ball onto Gary Sheffield?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    The contrast between him and the horrifyingly Dick Tracy Villain-looking Pete Rose is...drastic.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    He was trying to bum money off of me to buy a beer in 2015 in Mesa Jesus Christ: How the horsefeathers do you manage to get hit by a horsefeathering car leaving the hospital, which you were in because YOU GOT HIT BY A CAR.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Shocker that a ridiculous drunk keeps getting injured.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Jeez, unclench already; you're all acting like someone disbanded the PTA or something because Deadspin wrote a smartass article.
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    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3712688/seal-clapping-o.gif
  13. Sammy Sofa
    take a nap this afternoon like a normal person Can't; having work down on my place and had to be up at the ass crack of dawn for it. I'm hoping for the Cubs handing out an early drubbing so I can pass out after the 4th inning or so.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    This obscenely late start time should be criminal.
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    http://blog.nuraypictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tumblr_m2gkdko0E11qamtq3.jpg
  16. Sammy Sofa
    It just looks like you have an old cartoon man making kissyfaces, you dumb slab of flank steak.
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    http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ht5a8bJN1qbvaudo7_250.gif
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Does he ever NOT look like that?
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Aw, so they lose something like 6-2 instead of 6-0. How cute.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Stop, stop; your doom boner can only get so erect. something something in your mouth How dare you. I have standards.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Jeepers, it's almost like there isn't a good way to lose a playoff series. WEIRD. Running NLCS to 0-5, losing however many World Series in a row. And that is before we get to the possibility of heartbreaking chokes and crushing sweeps. Stop, stop; your doom boner can only get so erect.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Even year magic Bumgarner fellating, Samardzija celebrating them eliminating us, Dusty Baker getting to a WS on our backs, Texas Rangers refuting run differential. So many potential nightmares Jeepers, it's almost like there isn't a good way to lose a playoff series. WEIRD.
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    http://i.giphy.com/xT5LMSJjTrrzGtLTnW.gif
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Why? Because God is saving his cruelest trick of all for the NLDS. Uh, OK.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Why?
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