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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup:
  2. Sammy Sofa
    https://deadspin.com/crybaby-cops-threaten-to-stop-dolphins-police-escort-c-1786771056
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Good afternoon from swampy Herndon, VA. Kyle Hendricks is gonna keep making his Cy Young case and possibly finish off that no-hitter he almost had last time. The Cubs will dong a-plenty and Ryan Braun will manage to hang himself in the ivy. Go CUBS !!
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Gonna give haubrich until noon to get the next thread up; if it's not up by then I'll start my run of glory that will take us through the end of the season.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Don't they usually air it after the last wgn game of the season? There's 2 full weeks left, time for more excting Cubs action I believe they traditionally do it after the last WGN home game of the season. Though I think there's one more of those, so who knows.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    We can have soda and pie! http://www.prestofreshgrocery.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/800x800/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/a/1ab11d2a710a1201_1.jpg I hope no bad people show up.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    But I'll take that, too.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    When was the last time Baez donged? I want a fat dong.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    You better not ruin this amazing season, you bearded dildo.
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  11. Sammy Sofa
    Man, Jake stinks.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Yeesh. Jake, stop these bad things.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    [tweet] [/tweet]
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Dammit, I kinda want Montero in there just because it's yet another horsefeathers you to everyone else. It's only 34 PA, but he's been baller for a month now: .345 .441 .655 1.096 Let him play 1B, move Bryant back to 3B and feed La Stella to an orca.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, if anything, it just makes a number like this even more impressive because you had tons of people watching it on top of that rating.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, there were nonstop participation trophies and ribbons and horsefeathers 30 years ago; hell, that's basically all I had since I was on nothing but garbage teams that were just a collection of kids goofier and more awkward even than I was. And not for a second did it somehow coddle me or trick me into whatever the horsefeathers these bizarre anti-participation trophy-types think they do. At best, it was a reminder of being on a team with friends and having a good time, and at worst a reminder of being on a team you had no desire to be on because we sucked and there were better things to be doing. Who gives a horsefeathers if a kid gets a trophy? Quit being a dick parent. A dad who doesn't want to give his kid a trophy unless he's the best at something probably wishes he could beat the horsefeathers out of him in public when he loses, too.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I would assume all of the 2009 highs would be just be fallout from 2008's awesomeness and everyone expecting 2009 to be great. well, yeah, but i just didn't understand why we weren't beating it. TV numbers for pretty much down for everything when you look at a timeframe like that due to all of the the changes in watching/streaming/etc. options.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Miguel will be 2016 Ross next year, and that's cool.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I would assume all of the 2009 highs would be just be fallout from 2008's awesomeness and everyone expecting 2009 to be great.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    This picture is amazing. Pretty sure Montero is drunk.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Someone find a snazzy, large version of the team photo they were taking with the W flag.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    So does Bartolo Colon. http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Gross-Sobbing-My-Reaction-When-Gif.gif
  23. Sammy Sofa
    People snuck some great photos of Theo in disguise in the bleachers today: http://dailystache.net/wp-content/uploads/Bobby-Vs-disguise.jpg
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Hahahahahahaah!
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    http://i.giphy.com/l41Yo2T6voDQP1Loc.gif
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