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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Hell yeah, Kyle.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, they're assholes, too.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Sigh.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    OH BOY, IT'S GONNA BE HUGE AND NOBODY BUT ME WILL SEE IT.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Here it comes.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I sense a fat dong rumbling this inning.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    That's the stuff.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    I saw this and assumed he had given up like six runs in the second inning or something. The horsefeathers is wrong with you? If read take his post as something some random nutjob is screaming on the L, it makes a lot more sense.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    What is this Brewer fartknockery. Stop mucking with Kyle's ERA.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    That was not a lot of pitches.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup:
  12. Sammy Sofa
    https://deadspin.com/crybaby-cops-threaten-to-stop-dolphins-police-escort-c-1786771056
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Good afternoon from swampy Herndon, VA. Kyle Hendricks is gonna keep making his Cy Young case and possibly finish off that no-hitter he almost had last time. The Cubs will dong a-plenty and Ryan Braun will manage to hang himself in the ivy. Go CUBS !!
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Gonna give haubrich until noon to get the next thread up; if it's not up by then I'll start my run of glory that will take us through the end of the season.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Don't they usually air it after the last wgn game of the season? There's 2 full weeks left, time for more excting Cubs action I believe they traditionally do it after the last WGN home game of the season. Though I think there's one more of those, so who knows.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    We can have soda and pie! http://www.prestofreshgrocery.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/800x800/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/a/1ab11d2a710a1201_1.jpg I hope no bad people show up.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    But I'll take that, too.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    When was the last time Baez donged? I want a fat dong.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    You better not ruin this amazing season, you bearded dildo.
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  21. Sammy Sofa
    Man, Jake stinks.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Yeesh. Jake, stop these bad things.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    [tweet] [/tweet]
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Dammit, I kinda want Montero in there just because it's yet another horsefeathers you to everyone else. It's only 34 PA, but he's been baller for a month now: .345 .441 .655 1.096 Let him play 1B, move Bryant back to 3B and feed La Stella to an orca.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, if anything, it just makes a number like this even more impressive because you had tons of people watching it on top of that rating.
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