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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Time to smack a dong, you monster-faced horsefeathers heel.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, I'll get right on worrying about that. Not asking you to worry about it. Doesn't make my statement at all wrong. I'm assuming Matt Vasgersian is actually the Grand Cyclops of the Klan RIGHT NOW.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Yes, which we also make fun of in addition to making fun of Lackey. You're ALMOST there.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Uh, non-white players getting more [expletive] for doing the sort of thing Lackey does isn't some made up thing; it's basically a cliche: http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2012/08/how-mlb-announcers-favor-american-players-over-foreign-ones/261265/ It's a pretty safe bet that if Lackey was Latino we'd hear a LOT more criticism for his [expletive] attitude, or at the very least plenty of dog-whistles like how "fiery" and "hot-tempered" he is. That is all fine and good. I have a problem with specifically assuming the two men in the booth today are racist based on assumptions. It is incredibly unfair to them. Yeah, I'll get right on worrying about that.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    News to me. Seems more like he's a non-entity they're just filling time over with the usual baseball platitudes because he's such a zilch. Lackey is an infamous douche.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I have no idea why you're so defensive of this dumb dildo. He's just profoundly unlikable. I'm not defending lackey. I'm disputing a stupid suggestion. It's not like this is the only game where you've been weirdly protective of him. Who gives a horsefeathers if nobody likes him?
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I have no idea why you're so defensive of this dumb dildo. He's just profoundly unlikable.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, Smoltz just called a trio of honkies "fiery." What a time to be alive.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I'm just going off of 40+ years of watching baseball. Just seems incredibly irresponsible and unfair to accuse people of being racist without having any evidence. Uh, non-white players getting more horsefeathers for doing the sort of thing Lackey does isn't some made up thing; it's basically a cliche: http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2012/08/how-mlb-announcers-favor-american-players-over-foreign-ones/261265/ It's a pretty safe bet that if Lackey was Latino we'd hear a LOT more criticism for his shitty attitude, or at the very least plenty of dog-whistles like how "fiery" and "hot-tempered" he is.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    "Soler can run?" Nice smack, Montero.
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  12. Sammy Sofa
    Eh, I doubt it. It's his resume that has "earned" him that. Meh. The guy rampages like he's Clemens or something instead of just John Lackey: decent starting pitcher.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Calm down, you stupid mule.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    God, shut up, Lackey.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    who? The King of Weak Contact Still going to have to clarify.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Sadly, this could be about Heyward or Baez at this point.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Yes you are right we all hate lackey because he's a bad pitcher. Go ahead and hate him for being a douche in his personal life. I want a damn world series. Thanks, we were waiting for your permission.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    He'll also still be a wretched human anus of a human being despite his pitching.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Ew, gross, this is a Lackey start? I feel tainted. Must clean with SUPER NACHOS: http://orientalteahouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/worldrecord_largest-nachos.jpg
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, and don't forget to eat nachos in memory of tree: RIPD
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I hope not. Maybe tomorrow he won't be too busy doing a business to make the thread. Who the hell pitches today?
  22. Sammy Sofa
    For me, the big thing is how much I hate it as leftovers. I'm the kind of slob that loves a good cold pizza, and Pequod's was the only place that had a deep dish that I could tolerate either cold or reheated, and even that wasn't so great. Real Chicago style deep dish just seems too chewy and rubbery unless I was willing to bake it in the oven forever, and usually it would still end up being too mushy or soup-y. Leftover pizza should either be delicious cold or require only minimal reheating; deep dish I only like when it's freshly made (even delivery was usually a letdown), and like you said, after a slice or two I'm over it. Look here you sonofabitch, I'm deprived of delicious deep dish pizza and have to work to avoid the terribleness that provel cheese. You take back your ambivalence toward deep dish or I'm going to get someone to force feed you Imo's till you puke! DOWN WITH PIZZA CAKE. Just go eat some lasagna instead like a human being.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, that's right; I forgot that baseball is super boring for a few more weeks.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    What the horsefeathers, Cubs.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    That's because there's no such thing as bad brisket. And it's too easy to end up with a deep dish that is little more than sludgey pizza cake.
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