Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Alright, time for some fine dongin'. -
Holy TOOTBLAN.
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Getting thrown out by Montero is such a badge of shame.
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Somehow I don't think there's a stadium where don't assume the Cubs suck there. Me, I look at this is a place where they routinely show up and packed stands and drub the home team and sometimes even throw no-hitters. That seems more fun.
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The Cubs are good, but I don't think they're "change the rules of the game"-good.
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What a Grumpy Gus.
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Disgusting. Time to start giving Schwarber some pinch-hit ABs to make amends. This is a good plan; Schwarber alone would likely have them top 5 in dongs or better instead of 13th. I WAS PROMISED ALL THE DONGS I COULD HANDLE. And I can handle a lot of dongs.
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Hot damn, what a sexy DP.
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Yeesh. Kyle's not fooling anyone right now.
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The Cubs seem to be in a bit of a dong drought; since August 21st, when they donged 3 times, they have donged only 6 times in the 13 games since, including 8 of those games with no dongs at all. I demand more dongs.
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Damn, Heyward makes it look so easy.
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http://i.giphy.com/u7hjTwuewz3Gw.gif
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I thought this was the thread where you were talking about missing an NLDS game for a concert. Now answer the question.
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Feel free to lie if necessary.
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What was the concert?
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Week 1 Bears (0-0) @ Texans (0-0) Noon, FOX/780
Sammy Sofa replied to UMFan83's topic in Other Sports
I demand either a shocking surprise of a good season or some really sloppy, terrible football that I can just soak my hatred in. None of this middle of the road, namby-pamby horsefeathers. -
Week 1 Bears (0-0) @ Texans (0-0) Noon, FOX/780
Sammy Sofa replied to UMFan83's topic in Other Sports
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Really wish Deadspin would bring back or update the Better Know an Umpire series: http://deadspin.com/tag/better-know-an-umpire
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I have a hunch that if the Cubs play in and win a World Series he may make more money than if they don't but its just a hunch. Yeah, no reason for him to jump on it yet. If they win it all, it's insane how much of a better deal he'll get.
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I'll use this in the meantime.
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It came from a nickname for young, promising players. So technically it started as species non-specific, but I think the bear connection has been pretty well established retroactively. The terrible truth:
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I believe so, though I keep getting a video playback error message.
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http://cdn.sportsmemorabilia.com/sports-product-image/1135-t218817-340.jpg
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horsefeathers, it's hard to find a shot of Kessinger's number when he was on the Cubs. Is it sacrilegious to post this instead? http://www.trbimg.com/img-54875600/turbine/ct-spt-1210-smack-list-cubs-sox-players-20141209
