Sammy Sofa
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Turned 30, couldn't stay healthy. -
9/2 Giants (Suarez) @ Cubs (Lester), 1:20 PM, dunno
Sammy Sofa replied to imb's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
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I liked him back in the 90's when he was doing NBA games, but since then he now has a weird, plodding cadence to how he speaks, like he's constantly trying to keep from burping. He's clearly doing it because he thinks it gives what he's saying more gravitas, but it ends just sounding literally like a tiny man trying to sound like he's a foot taller than he is. Then he slows things down even further when it seems like he's drawing things out so he can think about the most ponderous way to say something. Plus his stories and jokes suck.
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Costas wants to be Vin Scully so horsefeathering bad.
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Nah, they picked Russell, though they acted like it was such a torturous pick between them. One of them even brought up the huge defensive difference and Reynolds' response was inexplicably something like, "yeah, but I love the way Elvis catches the ball." Whatever the horsefeathers THAT means.
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The funniest thing about this segment is they'd compare each player with a screen that showed things like their OPS and some kind of defensive rating, yet basically all they would talk about were dongs, batting average and "intangibles." Of all they ways to try to analyze the Cubs, position by position may be the absolute worst way to do it, given how many guys on this team play multiple positions, and how we don't even have a regular LF. They use Soler who has played less games in LF this year than Bryant has. Yeah, when they got to LF I changed the channel; I'm honestly surprised they picked Fowler given how dumb it was.
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The funniest thing about this segment is they'd compare each player with a screen that showed things like their OPS and some kind of defensive rating, yet basically all they would talk about were dongs, batting average and "intangibles."
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Somehow I don't think there's a team you AREN'T terrified of.
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HEY, DID YOU GUYS EVER HEAR ABOUT THIS BARTMAN FELLOW.
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Very impressive work by Zatrambompaline lately.
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Good job, Zaruraljuror.
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It didn't even get to the track.
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Maybe he should have hit it harder.
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If they win I will make them breakfast nachos: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1980718/images/o-BREAKFAST-NACHOS-facebook.jpg
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GET YER CHARITY HERE!
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I got some fly balls you can bet on.
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Nope.
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i liked it for the joke, not the gripe seal gifs can't not be funny This is a genuine relief.
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Random?!? RANDOM?!? How dare you, sir.
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I was flabbergasted that two people liked the post griping about seal boy jokes....but then I saw it was the killjoy squad and it made sense.
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