Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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I can't stop staring at his freakishly large drumstick of a leg:
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http://i.imgur.com/mVNMMxr.gif
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jed basically says they didn't think it was right to include him with the roster expansion guys...like a show of respect or something. http://i.giphy.com/RH5ehjO4ZYVYA.gif
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Never forget. -
That is straight up how he looked in the Baez walkoff pictures.
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I am so annoyed that this thread title isn't "Seal Boy has surfaced." For shame. Look at him bellow in triumph!
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2016 HR Derby :: Discussion + Transaction Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
David's robot brain failed him. -
2016 HR Derby :: Discussion + Transaction Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
DAMMIT, PETERMAN. The battle for 2nd is where the real drama is. 5 of us within 4 dongs of each other. -
The only thing that could trump you is someone doing the human version of this: http://i.giphy.com/Ys8IwIRWK8s3S.gif
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Whoa. It feels like Hammel just had his meltdown, like, 2 days ago.
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I have sigs turned off....I'm afraid to look. EDIT: That went downhill fast. that's like lou pearlman's personal hell Oh, this is good.
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The only remaining question is: will he smile when he receive the award? http://i.giphy.com/mraORnGQ2bni0.gif
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After Samardijza and Szczur, enough is horsefeathering enough and they just said no.
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What posting rules? Is there a Billy Ripken horsefeathers face bat lurking in the background?
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I was just going to say, somehow the guy with one leg up on the toilet just got beat.
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hot damn, I was looking for a pic of him last night, but I couldn't find one with the number showing Wow, he was amazingly terrible: https://retrosimba.com/2013/11/15/think-pete-kozma-was-weak-check-out-mike-tyson/
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The first comment is a little odd: It alternates between making it sound like Rizzo is Mother Theresa, and like pros visiting or reaching out to sick kids isn't something they basically all do. Rizzo is cool as hell, but that comment just seems dumb even by the usual "the world is horsefeathers"-standards of internet commenting.
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Long run, shmong run; he's hopefully only here for one more year, so make him pitch until he bleeds.
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I like the multiple tweets of people talking about just hearing screamed f-bombs left and right.
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Mike Trout: everyone's dad's favorite baseball player.
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http://i.giphy.com/l2JdYIhBJQeATlaxi.gif http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/jake-arrieta-has-developed-a-problem/
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Pretty safe bet Favre is sitting around just like this:
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Yeah, but Mike Trout, as great as he is, is boring as horsefeathers this year.
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So which hilarious QB has-been do they get to replace him?
