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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, there were nonstop participation trophies and ribbons and horsefeathers 30 years ago; hell, that's basically all I had since I was on nothing but garbage teams that were just a collection of kids goofier and more awkward even than I was. And not for a second did it somehow coddle me or trick me into whatever the horsefeathers these bizarre anti-participation trophy-types think they do. At best, it was a reminder of being on a team with friends and having a good time, and at worst a reminder of being on a team you had no desire to be on because we sucked and there were better things to be doing. Who gives a horsefeathers if a kid gets a trophy? Quit being a dick parent. A dad who doesn't want to give his kid a trophy unless he's the best at something probably wishes he could beat the horsefeathers out of him in public when he loses, too.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I would assume all of the 2009 highs would be just be fallout from 2008's awesomeness and everyone expecting 2009 to be great. well, yeah, but i just didn't understand why we weren't beating it. TV numbers for pretty much down for everything when you look at a timeframe like that due to all of the the changes in watching/streaming/etc. options.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Miguel will be 2016 Ross next year, and that's cool.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I would assume all of the 2009 highs would be just be fallout from 2008's awesomeness and everyone expecting 2009 to be great.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    This picture is amazing. Pretty sure Montero is drunk.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Someone find a snazzy, large version of the team photo they were taking with the W flag.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    So does Bartolo Colon. http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Gross-Sobbing-My-Reaction-When-Gif.gif
  8. Sammy Sofa
    People snuck some great photos of Theo in disguise in the bleachers today: http://dailystache.net/wp-content/uploads/Bobby-Vs-disguise.jpg
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Hahahahahahaah!
  10. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/l41Yo2T6voDQP1Loc.gif
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Google. Never heard of them. The description sounds atrocious.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    wish we could've gotten rich hill or called up murton or something so we could have our random ex cub from years before quota in (or bring dero or TRL out of retirement or something) like glanville horsefeathers MURTON.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    http://eil.com/images/main/The+Quireboys+Hey+You+-+Gatefold+Picture+Sle+843.jpg What in the ever-living horsefeathers is this?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Quireboys
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I just assumed quire boys was some kind of gang of street toughs or something.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    You dont remember the early aughts convertible pant craze? Sure, but I don't think I ever saw a pair of jeans like that, thankfully. They were usually hideous rave-pants-looking horsefeathers. "NEVER FORGET!!!" http://media.lasvegasweekly.com/img/photos/2010/09/02/rooster_no_credit_t600.jpg?42b0fb247f69dabe2ae440581a34634cbc5420f3
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Lester seems fine, but he does have a weird squishy/babyface. Different than tinyface.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    13 year contract with Adidas that began in 2012. Hahahahahahahhaah! That's...something.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers, he still has that Adidas deal? I guess I just assumed it had run out in the last year or two.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Also the name of my sex tape.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I don't understand his pants; did someone custom extend a pair of jorts?
  22. Sammy Sofa
    So not just dumb, but a lazy-eyed psycho, to boot.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    I'm just going to start typing horsefeathers, so as to not take any chances. Bullpoop seems to be the most glaring omission.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Hype videos that start with bad things to set the scene or whatever piss me off. Yup. Show nothing but awesome things, crank this and let the profits(?) roll in: None of this self-reflective horsefeathers.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    That song is not good.
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