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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Google. Never heard of them. The description sounds atrocious.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    wish we could've gotten rich hill or called up murton or something so we could have our random ex cub from years before quota in (or bring dero or TRL out of retirement or something) like glanville horsefeathers MURTON.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    http://eil.com/images/main/The+Quireboys+Hey+You+-+Gatefold+Picture+Sle+843.jpg What in the ever-living horsefeathers is this?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Quireboys
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I just assumed quire boys was some kind of gang of street toughs or something.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    You dont remember the early aughts convertible pant craze? Sure, but I don't think I ever saw a pair of jeans like that, thankfully. They were usually hideous rave-pants-looking horsefeathers. "NEVER FORGET!!!" http://media.lasvegasweekly.com/img/photos/2010/09/02/rooster_no_credit_t600.jpg?42b0fb247f69dabe2ae440581a34634cbc5420f3
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Lester seems fine, but he does have a weird squishy/babyface. Different than tinyface.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    13 year contract with Adidas that began in 2012. Hahahahahahahhaah! That's...something.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers, he still has that Adidas deal? I guess I just assumed it had run out in the last year or two.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Also the name of my sex tape.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I don't understand his pants; did someone custom extend a pair of jorts?
  12. Sammy Sofa
    So not just dumb, but a lazy-eyed psycho, to boot.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I'm just going to start typing horsefeathers, so as to not take any chances. Bullpoop seems to be the most glaring omission.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Hype videos that start with bad things to set the scene or whatever piss me off. Yup. Show nothing but awesome things, crank this and let the profits(?) roll in: None of this self-reflective horsefeathers.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    That song is not good.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    He's largely looked good as a starter, but it's a nice hot take. Lol seriously. In Australasia they're actually called cold takes.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Hell yes: http://www.vulture.com/2016/09/fx-atlanta-premiere-ratings-strong.html
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Meanwhile Tom just wants a half-eaten sausage he can roast on a stick over a barrel-fire.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    It'll be just out of reach, like those tantalizing bison sausage dollars.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    isn't that the locker room? http://www.cc.com/video-clips/apcd4d/upright-citizens-brigade-hot-chicks-room
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I'm gonna set my VCR to record Al Jazeera.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/pirates/2016/09/13/Chicago-police-struggling-to-reach-Pirates-Jung-Ho-Kang-alleged-assault-victim/stories/201609130220 Presumably he blasted her through a time portal.
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    Uh....how?
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Trent Dilfer is just magnificently stupid: http://deadspin.com/trent-dilfer-should-consider-sitting-this-one-out-1786605611 http://deadspin.com/trent-dilfer-should-consider-sitting-this-one-out-1786605611
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