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Every time I think I miss more games being on WGN, I actually watch something on WGN and come to my senses.
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He looks like a cloud of dirt weed personified.
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GIVE US SAMMY.
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WGN repeatedly keeps talking like Arrieta is a free agent.
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Apparently having a working feed from a moving bus is just an insurmountable technical achievement for the crackshot operation at WGN.
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STOP SAYING OMG.
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Yeah, I was really disappointed when MLBN went with WGN; it's just a collection of idiots screaming into mics and stumbling over each other.
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"Hey, the biggest sporting event in history just happened, lets cover it with a bunch of people that know squat about sports." Oh my God, they won't stop yammering over each other. It's like a competition to see who can say the most awkward unfunny thing.
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WGN: still faithfully a clown shoes operation after all these years.
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Come on, that has to be a parody of BFIB-type nonsense, right? How is that possibly serious?
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Schwarber is definitely pleasantly drunk in this MLBN interview.
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Get me one of those sweet, timely "Byrd Is the Word" t-shirts, dammit.
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I keep seeing/hearing mentions of Cubs showing up on SNL tomorrow, and shows like Ellen's and Kimmel next week, so I figured we need a thread to keep track of all of this. Post the dates and times so we can be prepared, and post video whenever possible so we can bask in the endless celebration.
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If he was just even a year younger I'd be totally cool with the Cubs offering him something ridiculous, like a 4-year deal.
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Holy horsefeathers, Theo using Clark Luca Brasi-style is now my favorite thing.
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So between this and the gorilla suit...Theo Epstein: Secret Furry?
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lol, I mean...screw Berkman, but that was a crazy storm that night....Tornado sirens, etc... Ooooooh, tornado sirens in the Midwest, that NEVER happens. horsefeathers, he played for and is FROM Texas; I think the state national anthem is tornado sirens. He's a swollen-faced goober. -
No. We obviously don't even need him. But mainly, it depletes the ridiculous depth we have and makes injuries much harder for us to handle. I love Trout, but we are better off standing pat on our depth, as far as I'm concerned. Clearly he was serious.
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Cubs trade Vogelbach/Blackburn for Mike Montgomery/Jordan Pries
Sammy Sofa replied to davell's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Sounds like crazy heroin talk. -
Just when I think that maybe I had embraced full meatballdom last night when things were at their most bleak, I read that and realize I had a lonnnnnnnnnnnng way to go.
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I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread
Sammy Sofa replied to NOLA's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
I really like how people are making a big deal out of the pep talk he gave the rest of the team and then he....goes and has probably the worst at bat he's had all season. I guess it worked for the other guys! Maybe he's a magical talisman and he gave the Cubs good juju all season, but well, whatever. Tough season for the guy, he made more than a few great plays in the World Series to rob hits, he deserves the ring for never hanging his head at any moment. Yeah, hopefully that was just an especially bad capper moment to an unfortunate offensive season for him. I mean, I get it; he's stupidly vulnerable to fastballs and there's a fastball pitcher on the mound, so he's just dead set on making contact with the fastball he knows is coming...though even then, I'd rather he just bunt. At least he didn't hit in to a DP. -
Kyle Hendricks: Somehow Greg Maddux
Sammy Sofa replied to Aaron_Kennelly's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
I only saw him briefly on the field afterwards, smiling and casually kissing his girlfriend(?). -
ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Found it! Chicago Cubs Kyle Schwarber 2016 World Series Champions Player Bobblehead Pretty sure the final product will just look vaguely like Matt Clement.
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Now I'm leaning back towards "he's a creepy weirdo"-territory. An awesome creepy weirdo, to be sure, but non-creepy weirdos don't have to actually convince themselves and others that they're normal people.
