Sammy Sofa
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Bunts do indeed lick butts, but desperate-ish times call for desperate-ish measures.
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This is annoying just because I was convinced the Cubs were going to be rocking a true Bullpen of Doom, too. -
I think I'd be happy with him just looking to bunt every time he comes to the plate.
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I need more like this to stem the roiling cesspool of terror that's been churning in me all day.
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http://deadspin.com/white-sox-didnt-want-giant-downward-arrow-on-their-stad-1788440027 Well, now I just feel kinda bad for them.
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I think it shifts things from being an accident or misfortune into being something that he did to himself. Does it make it less tragic? No. But it does drains almost all of the sympathetic feelings for him from it. Instead of "how cruel for that to happen to him and his family", it's "his selfishness really cost his family". Now it's just another cautionary tale of reckless stupidity. Nailed it.
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How is this possibly stumping you, clod? Mocking you for your idiocy isn't stumping me. I'm quite aware that you think you're on a crusade against cultural appropriation. I'm also quite aware that you're a [expletive]. Hahahaha!
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Ponder this for more than two seconds, you gargantuan turd. Everyone already knows you're a virtuous [expletive], mojo. How is this possibly stumping you, clod?
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>searching CyHawk's post for complaints about the Fighting Irish mascot>... ... ... ... <[expletive] detected> Ponder this for more than two seconds, you gargantuan turd.
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http://alexlod.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/img_2306.jpg
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Nah, I gave my spot to Fred.
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Well, there goes that Cy Young chance. And most of my sympathy. Way to go out, dumb ass.
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That's definitely why the Cubs lost. Well, that's certainly a creative interpretation of what I said.
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The crowd really, really sucked.
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like, right now well, not now, then He's just going to stay out there continuously and live off of gull meat and spilled beer.
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Step off Jorgie Oh, Jorge, no.
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Heck yeah. The rest of you can stuff your sorries in a sack.
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He's beautiful to look at, but terrible at baseball. Seems simple enough.
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Your love/hate relationship with Soler is fascinating.
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I'm assuming that the ideas to play Soler stem from fears of Schwarber injuring himself, because there's absolutely no way that Soler is a better fielder than even a gigantic, hobbled sentient bat-dong hybrid.
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Beware Roberto Perez. Napoli. Ramirez. Santana. Lindor. I mean, not to be a dick or anything horsefeathers, IF ONLY THE CUBS COULD PUT TOGETHER A LINEUP OF DONGERS TO MASH SOME TATERS.
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I'm saying crazy horsefeathers now? lets not forget the hr hitters Cleveland does have. this isnt a team full of Jose Macias clones OK? The Cubs have the better starting pitcher and a better lineup for slugging and they're at home. It's not a lock, but a windy game is in their favor.
