Sammy Sofa
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Watching SNL makes you... stressed? I just... I mean... what? Hey, I said it was odd. I have this weird anxiety about watching bad live comedy, like I feel so bad/embarrassed for people just completely bombing at their job/passion on stage.
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I CARE ABOUT COMPLAINING, DAMMIT. But yeah, SNL faithfully sucked, and I was oddly stressed watching the whole episode thanks to my hatred/fear of terrible live comedy, and I was just reminded why I stopped watching it probably a good 10 years ago outside of viral clips that caught on in the next week.
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While I am loving all of this celebration, man, this is the most SNL-y thing possible, isn't it? "Well, why bother to make some actual jokes or anything?"
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Holy horsefeathers, why does it look like Mickey's eyes are painted over in the Disney parade? That's terrifying.
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I still think the arguments for Greene to have been a good bet to break out if someone got him away from the Padres were solid; I remember being really bummed when the Cardinals got him and figured he'd be kicking ass for them for years. He just ended up having personal/off the field issues that were WAY worse than anyone knew and it completely sidetracked him. Basically out of all the ridiculous things Meph said, the Greene fandom ranks pretty low.
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I'm pretty sure he's had multiple usernames banned. Didn't he eventually come back as someone else and stick around a while as a non-psycho poster? I thought that was da Bum.
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Pretty much. I'm looking forward to not really caring about sports at all until the WBC for once. -
Us meatbags gotta pee sometime.
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Daaawwwwwwwww.
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Bryant's face as he fields the ball just gets me every time. That's just pure joy and excitement.
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CLARK 4 PREZ
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thats actually pretty cool Yeah, I went ahead and made it my desktop. Is the dude to the left of the guy sticking out his tongue Tom Hanks or am I imagining things?
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He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day.
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I'd skip the personal catcher stuff. He's gone after 2017. He can just be the back up and give Willson some rest here and there. Agreed...I'm not a fan of the personal catcher either... but I'd be surprised if he doesn't catch 90%+ of Jake's starts next year if he's still on the team. Yeah, both he and Jake are likely gone after next season, so go nuts with that.
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I've lost count already of the number of times some variation of "how is Lester going to be able to pitcher without Lester catching him?" has come up, as if Lester and Ross spent more than, like, a grand total of something like 4 scattered seasons being on the same team.
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Oh god, I can barely breathe over here. That thread just keeps giving and giving:
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And after people started asking to see the paper he wrote: "Sure, kid, I'll talk to you about your 90 PAGE paper on college sports, but only if your teacher and you read it! Deal?"
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http://www.northsidebaseball.com/archive/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=56359&start=67 haha, what a turd It's incredible how long he just rampages forward, completely oblivious to just the basic wrongness of "Senator Pelosi." SSR killed me:
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MONTHS IN ADVANCE. Why this treasure is still banned makes no sense. There was straight up sex offender who got to post here, but not our beloved Bum? Unless he threatened to kill someone or something, NO JUSTICE NO PEACE.
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Man, I thought I was gonna see a good team, but these guys suck.
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dammit i forgot i wanted to make this joke I wanted to make it after watching the tolerance rally but forgot. Luckily I was given another opportunity. But, really, there's never a wrong time for a PTR joke. Fixed that for you.
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[expletive], I forgot he bizarrely tried to flip it and say people were making fun of him for being Baha'i instead of an idiot who doesn't understand cable, money, landlords, roommates, dressing himself and freezing food.
