Sammy Sofa
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SKYBALLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. The dude who thought Creed were as good as the Beatles.
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Yeah, I mentioned it before, but I made it my desktop image. It's pretty great.
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Did it come from The Girl & The Goat? https://www.yelp.com/biz/girl-and-the-goat-chicago That spread looks phenomenal.
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"The initial notice was a physical appearance black" I just had to get it out there.
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It is kinda killing me I can't be dishing out the likes nonstop in that thread.
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"I answer is no" should have taken off like "the initial physical appearance..."
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Holy horsefeathering horsefeathers. I don't think I quite appreciated that 1 of his 2 alternatives to soda was apple juice. So great. And so is this moment where I'm still convinced he had a minor stroke after eating all of that food:
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Also: 2-litter. Presumably that was intentional because afterwards he'd take a big enough dump to fill up two litterboxes.
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Alright, this thread has completely sucked me back in. That monster was eating a meal that consisted of an entire pizza, breadsticks and nacho cheese (which he was denied, but wanted and expected) and a horsefeathering 2 liter bottle of soda. His logic behind getting the breadsticks and soda was that it was just $5 to add them on. AT PIZZA HUT. Holy horsefeathering horsefeathers.
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horsefeathers yes, I found the cheese sauce thread: http://www.northsidebaseball.com/archive/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=57055
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Still the single greatest post of all time (Though B kicking it off with his horrifying fast food habits was pretty great, too): http://www.northsidebaseball.com/archive/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=52926&start=25#p2090310 I love how his avatar pic was, inexplicably, the horsefeathering Love Guru poster. And only 17 posts! What a legend.
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Fun fact: da Bum once posted a picture of his credit card on Facebook.
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Deadspin just put something up about it: http://deadspin.com/theo-epstein-ate-goat-in-the-bleachers-at-wrigley-1788665841 [tweet] [/tweet]
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Damn, too bad Cubbie Swagger isn't here to weigh in on this. -
And, best of all, he wanted a nacho cheese machine like you see at the ballpark concession stands because he seemingly thought they just made cheese, like a Star Trek replicator or some horsefeathers.
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Mourning the loss of the 2016 baseball season
Sammy Sofa replied to burnt out cubbie fan's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
that's exactly where I am. The regular season was fun for about 110 games and then it was boring until October, where it was non-stop crazy and a perfect capper. I need a break before I'm committed to anything (including my family) like that again. Yup. It's weird to think about how a month of just watching and thinking and obsessing about baseball can be so exhausting, but this weekend was great just in how it felt like it was the first time in weeks I got some decent nights of sleep. -
Though his last post was a reply to me, so I guess I feel weirdly honored, sort of.
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I thought frostwyrm was here rocking the political thread right up until, like, either the night before or even the day of the election before results started coming in, but it looks like he actually bailed on the 31st. I could have sworn he made some kind of big, dramatic declaration about how McCain was going to win and then vanished, but I guess I just imagined it.
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Nah, frostwyrm had...airs about him. No way his ego lets him slum it like that. Lenny = frosty [insert "not Lenny" Simpsons frinkiac gif here] Holy horsefeathers. That's a good theory.
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http://www.bleachernation.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sweaty-joe-borowski.jpg
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He's the highlight of the 2016 Election Thread too Oh priorcruz is frostywrm? Figures Nah, frostwyrm had...airs about him. No way his ego lets him slum it like that.
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THEY DIDN'T TRAIN, SAY THEIR PRAYERS OR TAKE THEIR VITAMINS, BROTHER.
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