Sammy Sofa
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It was the epitome of a "quality start" on a technicality; he was straight butt against a terrible team. The fear remains. -
If he ends up being Soriano-streaky, but with insane defense, I think I can live with that.
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Not sure if this counts as Theo-speak; if so, it was probably pretty slurred: http://deadspin.com/report-cubs-world-series-trophy-damaged-at-theo-epstei-1794860667 https://www.instagram.com/p/BTf9-DPlC8J/
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Donged off of Sale in a later AB too. Man, this has turned into some succulent, succulent BEEF: http://deadspin.com/manny-machado-repeatedly-curses-red-soxs-horsefeathering-bulls-1794863811
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Phew. Shitty outing, but he survived.
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Get ready...
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CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
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Whoa.
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Take notes, Kyle.
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Stupid crowd.
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Lester doing his thing, easily. And sadly (kinda).
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"Time makes fools of us all" - The Kyle Schwarber Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Eh; I kinda don't have a problem with him being a three outcome guy if two of those outcomes are crushing and walking. -
Well, given the national events that happened shortly afterwards, it feels like it was a horsefeathering lifetime ago. If Schwarber dongs tonight I'll buy everyone a slice.
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Hey, at least we can all watch BCS instead. The starting pitching is butt. But hey, maybe Anderson is sucking on purpose like Hendricks and Jake, too.
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Their crafty strategy: It was simply an elaborate conspiracy theory to trick Pace into wasting mid-round picks. Trubisky isn't even a real dude. So many teams involved, this plot goes deep. I hear that Paul DePodesta was played by Jonah Hill but he had to use a different name, legally, because Paul DePodesta was too hard for John Lynch to say. Even though they tried replacing Lynch with the giant face of Channing Tatum, but Lynch said no way because he does all his own stunts. So they put a clause in his contract that states if he horsefeathers up the sting then he has to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest so he can donate his brain to CTE study. Whut.
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I initially read this as "dong shorts." Now, I can't decide which version is better. I hoped they packed both.
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If Trubisky is a pro bowl QB and Pace identified him as such and someone else was going to leapfrog the Bears to grab him, of course it makes the move a stroke of genius you horsefeathering pecker. nobody was going to leapfrog them. that point is obvious. in any competitive negotiation the bears had the biggest chip out there in the 3 spot. SF was always going to be more comfortable moving down 1 spot to 3 than trading down several spots to get even lower. And Trubisky would have been there at 3. Their crafty strategy:
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2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Peterman, you handsome bastard. -
Hopefully the Cubs got their dong shots and aren't allergic to dongs anymore.
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Hate to disappoint, but he already revealed what he prefers to be kissing.
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Ohhhhhh yeah, that's the stuff.
