Sammy Sofa
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On the flipside, he had the lamest plate music outside of Zobrist.
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Oh jesus, relax. De-tighten your sphincter there bud. The more you fight it, the harder this is gonna be. [spoil][/spoil]
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Brett Anderson deal reached, pending physical
Sammy Sofa replied to Bruno7481's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
There's something odd about that pic (besides his disgusting, patchy red beard); like, it looks like he broke his neck, his head spun around, and the camera just happened to catch it as it was spinning through what would technically be close to the right spot. Or just like a bad 'shop job. Whichever one sounds less insane. -
Not-fun fact: the Cubs were 13th in dongs both in 2015 and 2016, and are currently in 14th this season.
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This is a good game thread.
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i mean, i'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to do this WHOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES. He's a dumb dildo.
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The Yankees already did.
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The baseball gods (y'know, the OLD ones) are spiting David for his hubris. STARLIN IS ALL.
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don't worry starlin being awesome won't last very long
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I have no idea if this is true but it feels like it right
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Mine's at work, but I'll get a pic of the one my dad has when I see him tomorrow.
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He'll dong next time.
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HERE WE GO STARLIN, HERE WE GO.
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I think he's saying in general, not just, "did Zobrist horsefeathers up in RF in the first inning of this particular game." no i was asking the latter as i missed the first inning and saw your post about him Oh. Well, he sucks in general, too.
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The last double he probably should've been able to cut it off, which in hindsight would've prevented the 5th run. Other than that there weren't any issues that I saw. I think he's saying in general, not just, "did Zobrist horsefeathers up in RF in the first inning of this particular game."
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He's older than dirt and his bones have turned to dust.
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Fortunately, the Cubs have a top to bottom lineup of slangin' dongsmen ready to get out there and answer ba-... Oh, horsefeathers. I forgot it was 2017.
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thats the least of our problems Oh, OK, so I guess they should just keep doing it then.
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YOUR PITCHING IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
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Haw-haw! Stop horsefeathering putting Zobrist in RF.
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Anderson giving up hits left and right; also managed to throw away a bunt and not get an out.
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HOORAY FOR STARLIN! But seriously, why was I looking forward to this game? I immediately felt shitty about it as soon as I saw Anderson even before he threw the first pitch.
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"For some reason" the Cubs' starters have bad 1st inning numbers? How about: "shitty pitching."
