Sammy Sofa
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don't worry starlin being awesome won't last very long -
I have no idea if this is true but it feels like it right
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Mine's at work, but I'll get a pic of the one my dad has when I see him tomorrow.
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He'll dong next time.
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HERE WE GO STARLIN, HERE WE GO.
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I think he's saying in general, not just, "did Zobrist horsefeathers up in RF in the first inning of this particular game." no i was asking the latter as i missed the first inning and saw your post about him Oh. Well, he sucks in general, too.
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The last double he probably should've been able to cut it off, which in hindsight would've prevented the 5th run. Other than that there weren't any issues that I saw. I think he's saying in general, not just, "did Zobrist horsefeathers up in RF in the first inning of this particular game."
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He's older than dirt and his bones have turned to dust.
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Fortunately, the Cubs have a top to bottom lineup of slangin' dongsmen ready to get out there and answer ba-... Oh, horsefeathers. I forgot it was 2017.
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thats the least of our problems Oh, OK, so I guess they should just keep doing it then.
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YOUR PITCHING IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
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Haw-haw! Stop horsefeathering putting Zobrist in RF.
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Anderson giving up hits left and right; also managed to throw away a bunt and not get an out.
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HOORAY FOR STARLIN! But seriously, why was I looking forward to this game? I immediately felt shitty about it as soon as I saw Anderson even before he threw the first pitch.
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"For some reason" the Cubs' starters have bad 1st inning numbers? How about: "shitty pitching."
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Hopefully he left his bat behind; Rizzo needs it right now.
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I have the bad feeling that Anderson is going to get horsefeathering massacred tonight.
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https://youtu.be/PXB-5MbKBgs Look, now that the Cubs have won the WS, I decided to drop what little pretext I had of not being a meatball. I demand unrealistic standards of baseball excellence at all times, dammit.
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I was going to be all, "oh horsefeathers, it's Anderson," but then I realized pretty much every game these days has me going, "oh horsefeathers, it's *TODAY'S STARTER*," and that made me sad.
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Ding Dong, you got the game thread if Heyward Fan doesn't show up in the next couple of hours.
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It's your unwavering adoration of the deeply flawed Cutler that makes me second guess your opinions on Trubisky, BTW I don't necessarily love the way he plays, but I love him, nonetheless. Ahhh, he was griping about this with Castro yesterday, too.
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I only want dongs for hits today.
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You get nothing, chumps.
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Auspicious start.
