Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Hopefully he left his bat behind; Rizzo needs it right now.
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I have the bad feeling that Anderson is going to get horsefeathering massacred tonight. -
https://youtu.be/PXB-5MbKBgs Look, now that the Cubs have won the WS, I decided to drop what little pretext I had of not being a meatball. I demand unrealistic standards of baseball excellence at all times, dammit.
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I was going to be all, "oh horsefeathers, it's Anderson," but then I realized pretty much every game these days has me going, "oh horsefeathers, it's *TODAY'S STARTER*," and that made me sad.
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Ding Dong, you got the game thread if Heyward Fan doesn't show up in the next couple of hours.
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It's your unwavering adoration of the deeply flawed Cutler that makes me second guess your opinions on Trubisky, BTW I don't necessarily love the way he plays, but I love him, nonetheless. Ahhh, he was griping about this with Castro yesterday, too.
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I only want dongs for hits today.
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You get nothing, chumps.
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Auspicious start.
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Man, these Cubs starters really know how to stretch out their outings. It's really impressive.
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This game is boring AF.
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Is it pretty sweet? Looking at getting this. Also did it really take 6-8 weeks to receive? It was given to me, so I don't know the delivery time, and it was picked up, I believe, at the Cubs' store back at Wrigley. The quality is surprisingly good. It's really heavy and the detail is pretty impressive.
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Gameday down again.
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Trade Schwarber for Castro.
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Gameday's finally up.
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Which is why I said this horsefeathers weather is screwing up the market. The Friday and day game parts are not the negatives. Do better. Sell 1-2 weeks in advance, out-of-towners are not as price conscious and buy in advance in order to book travel. And shut up. Worrrrrrd. Do you even powersell, bro?
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Arguably more tragic: [tweet] [/tweet] Carl, NO. The facial hair is already a debacle.
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Yeah for real. He was a good player on bad, bad teams and always was positive. Don't be an horsefeathers. The tongue-in-cheek idolatry of Castro stopped being funny last year. He was a fine player but I don't miss him even a little bit Oh, you silly, silly man. Nobody cares.
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When are they going to retire his number and give him a flag?
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Damn your relentless twattery.
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They better BFIB-it up for my man Castro today, and, no, I don't mean the racism.
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I hope Starlin goes 4-4 and the Cubs win 18-0.
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This is the thread where we talk about how awesome Kris Bryant is
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
He's using Mormon voodoo to feast off of the lifeforces of Schwarber and Rizzo. -
Hahaha!
