Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Yeah, promoting him is just going to unleash the inevitable failure. Go nuts, Mets.
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Man, quick glance saw posts about RWW and I was honestly pulling for the death pool.
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2017 Game Thread Starters (Updated: Sometimes)
Sammy Sofa replied to UMFan83's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
The game threads are cursed. Abandon them. -
Uh-oh.
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it's more like he predicts any game with a hint of a sprinkle in the forecast isn't going to get played...he does this for probably 30% of our games "I don't think they are going to get this one in" will appear on his tombstone. also eric's Man, between this and the dildo post you might want to think about retiring your board name for the second time.
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This week has ruined so many pants for Heyward Fan.
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Well, I thought last night was gonna be a nightmare and they cruised, so, of course, this Frankenstein's dick of a team will win something like 28-3.
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Win, dicks.
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Well, slap my wing-wang; 2 scoreless innings.
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Whatever happened has put Gameday in a coma.
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How is this possible.
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Oh, you didn't get the memo? The disaster inning has simply moved.
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2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
It's professional, dammit. -
It might be preferable to stare into a horse's gigantic butthole instead of watching this game. Rocket, can you confirm?
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And sometimes baseball is just baseball and weird horsefeathers happens where seemingly good or great teams have a poopy season.
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Jesus Christ. Game 1 of a doubleheader and it's going to be a miracle for the starter to get beyond the 4th.
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Last week? Are we thinking of a different Rizzo? whenever the hell it was that rizzo was hitting all those dongs thought it was early last week/tail end of week before Don't look at his numbers for the last 2 weeks. I did and now I'm pissing tears.
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Ohhhh, so THIS is the 14-game skid.
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Last week? Are we thinking of a different Rizzo?
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Way to capitalize, dickheads.
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Holy horsefeathers. This team is in a bad, bad way.
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Jake, you bearded anus.
