Sammy Sofa
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Whatever happened has put Gameday in a coma. -
How is this possible.
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Oh, you didn't get the memo? The disaster inning has simply moved.
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2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
It's professional, dammit. -
It might be preferable to stare into a horse's gigantic butthole instead of watching this game. Rocket, can you confirm?
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And sometimes baseball is just baseball and weird horsefeathers happens where seemingly good or great teams have a poopy season.
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Jesus Christ. Game 1 of a doubleheader and it's going to be a miracle for the starter to get beyond the 4th.
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Last week? Are we thinking of a different Rizzo? whenever the hell it was that rizzo was hitting all those dongs thought it was early last week/tail end of week before Don't look at his numbers for the last 2 weeks. I did and now I'm pissing tears.
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Ohhhh, so THIS is the 14-game skid.
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Last week? Are we thinking of a different Rizzo?
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Way to capitalize, dickheads.
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Holy horsefeathers. This team is in a bad, bad way.
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Jake, you bearded anus.
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I blame the thin air.
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Holy horsefeathers, the Cubs have the first lead!
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Jake pitching like he wants to make 2nd inning runs the new thing.
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Cubs paving the way for Sammy's return
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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Are you kidding? Check out these hops: http://www.azula.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/giphy-11.gif He'll be snagging line drives like they're nothing.
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That acronym always makes me laugh.
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Rockies' Twitter shouting out to Tommy: [tweet] [/tweet]
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Man, you should have seen how quickly Tommy flew to join the team for this opportunity: http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112015/orca-throws-seal-80-feet-into-the-air.gif
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So this means it's a lock to start on time and have no delays.
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Same here. Anyone know what time this one actually ended? 1:30? It ended around 1:15 am. I fell asleep on the couch after the 15th, woke up right after the Yankees had won and went to bed, but then bizarrely still kept waking up about every hour thinking the game was still going on and I needed to check to see what was happening.
