Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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I agree; wrinkly old Zobrist meat is a terrible filler in that delicious sandwich. -
No wonder he looks so sulky.
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They should have asked him how many extra drifters he killed after getting the news about the call-up.
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Hey, Addison might be alive.
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maybe the nicest thing you've ever said about a white player I was thinking he maybe had a little Tom Hardy thing going on and was getting all worked up, but nooooooooooooooo.
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My name is Votto and I love to get blotto.
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The Candyman can't.
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i was thinking he looked like a sociopath Oh, he definitely has a sleepy-eyed psycho thing going on. horsefeathers, I just image searched him and he straight up looks like Dahmer most of the time.
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This Happ guy is pretty cool. Gotta be impressed by his total "could not give any less of a horsefeathers" facial expressions under pressure.
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Russell was just banged up. After this trade, who is our backup SS? small potatoes Uh, La Stella already has a nickname, thank you very much.
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Or maybe get rid of Russell. I'm feeling merciless and meatbally.
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Bury old man Zobrist in the ground, keep Happ, make Baez super utility guy.
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Gone from Cobs to Slobs.
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So Jersey gets the next thread after the inevitable loss.
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Dear Jake, I feel like I can call you Jake because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your beard, you throw hard. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real dong!
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If Bryant or Rizzo showed up somewhere wearing one of those godforsaken dude-rompers, David would have, like, 8 of them by the weekend. WE GET IT; NOBODY DOUBTS YOU WERE PROGRAMMED TO LOVE EVERYONE ON THIS TEAM.
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2017 Game Thread Starters (Updated: Sometimes)
Sammy Sofa replied to UMFan83's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
Abandon hope all ye who stupidly start game threads. -
Also: gr is still missing after his anti-Ross tirade.
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So without their seething hatred of Ross to unite them, this Cubs team has completely fallen apart.
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Good question. He always wants the dumb blue jersey, too. What a dummy.
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He stinks and his beard is dumb.
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2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
The Cubs yet again not living up to being the donglords we were promised they would be? You've screwed me again, Pennypacker! -
That supervillain-looking Ronaldo face will never not make me crack up.
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Cobs sock botts.
