Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Joey Bats' flip game remains on point. -
PITCH SMARTER, NERDLINGER.
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"I appreciate the words of support, unless you're a great big fat person, uuuuhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
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Way to go, rain barrel.
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Because they're broken and can't be changed at this point to anything that's not already created in the system. Just like how I can only have a sig of mine show up in the baseball threads. WHAT ARE WE (NOT) PAYING FOR.
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Incorrect; I never tried to get people to call him that. My track record is flawless.
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Oh, he definitely has a sleepy-eyed psycho thing going on. horsefeathers, I just image searched him and he straight up looks like Dahmer most of the time. Is his walk-up music the minimalist stuff that is featured in Requiem for a Dream? I could barely make it out during the broadcast last night. Totally what a sociopath would pick. I approve. I thought it was this for a second:
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You know it. Look, I gave us tinyface, then I gave us Seal Boy...this is just going to happen.
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I'm sorry but I'm lost...Are you trying to make a joke about how he looks like a serial killer or something? Honestly, you make some of the weirdest posts on here. They're funny sometimes (I guess)... *Apathetic grunt* http://www.post-gazette.com/image/2015/05/19/ca415,0,2185,1769/happ0520.jpg
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How is "funny sometimes (I guess)..." not already my new status?
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I agree; wrinkly old Zobrist meat is a terrible filler in that delicious sandwich.
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No wonder he looks so sulky.
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They should have asked him how many extra drifters he killed after getting the news about the call-up.
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Hey, Addison might be alive.
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maybe the nicest thing you've ever said about a white player I was thinking he maybe had a little Tom Hardy thing going on and was getting all worked up, but nooooooooooooooo.
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My name is Votto and I love to get blotto.
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The Candyman can't.
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i was thinking he looked like a sociopath Oh, he definitely has a sleepy-eyed psycho thing going on. horsefeathers, I just image searched him and he straight up looks like Dahmer most of the time.
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This Happ guy is pretty cool. Gotta be impressed by his total "could not give any less of a horsefeathers" facial expressions under pressure.
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Russell was just banged up. After this trade, who is our backup SS? small potatoes Uh, La Stella already has a nickname, thank you very much.
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Or maybe get rid of Russell. I'm feeling merciless and meatbally.
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Bury old man Zobrist in the ground, keep Happ, make Baez super utility guy.
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Gone from Cobs to Slobs.
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So Jersey gets the next thread after the inevitable loss.
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Dear Jake, I feel like I can call you Jake because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your beard, you throw hard. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real dong!
