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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Now I'm starting to understand why David and sulley are still willing to give the Bears a chance.
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  3. Sammy Sofa
    Here's your new sig pic: From my meatball-y standpoint, so much of this comes down to the "big four" not really being productive at the same time (or at all). You go into the season figuring that, pretty much no matter what, the combo of Schwarber-Bryant-Rizzo-Zobrist is some pretty impressive bedrock to build a lineup around. To think that most of the season to this point would really only be spent with ONE of them really hitting at any given time seemed...well, pretty unthinkable. Now you start sprinkling in some injuries, and the Cubs starting so many games down early, and you've got the recipe for a struggling lineup. It really feels like that if you could just get two of those guys going at the same time it would make a huge difference.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    It is?
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Ah, the dizzying highs and the terrifying lows of Lester all in a single inning.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    This is the baseball equivalent of [expletive] your pants when all you thought you had to do was fart.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Boss Baby SO close to a dong.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Man, Bryant just can't stop poopin'; Len talking like he'll probably be out tomorrow, too.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Seal boy can't stop clubbing.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Nice.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    A 6-game winning streak? That's allowed?
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I figured the deal with the Devil would have been paid off with Trump winning, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo...what a greedy dick.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    On the one hand: cool! On the other hand: everyone is dying.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Toasted ravioli are just pizza rolls that take way too damn long to make. Very enjoyable to eat, but hilariously stupid to prop up as an example of a city's "cuisine." It would be like someone acting like chicken nuggets are a local delicacy.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, it's the feelgood story of the new millennium.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, promoting him is just going to unleash the inevitable failure. Go nuts, Mets.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Man, quick glance saw posts about RWW and I was honestly pulling for the death pool.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    The game threads are cursed. Abandon them.
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  20. Sammy Sofa
    Uh-oh.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    it's more like he predicts any game with a hint of a sprinkle in the forecast isn't going to get played...he does this for probably 30% of our games "I don't think they are going to get this one in" will appear on his tombstone. also eric's Man, between this and the dildo post you might want to think about retiring your board name for the second time.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    This week has ruined so many pants for Heyward Fan.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Well, I thought last night was gonna be a nightmare and they cruised, so, of course, this Frankenstein's dick of a team will win something like 28-3.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Win, dicks.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Well, slap my wing-wang; 2 scoreless innings.
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