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  1. Sammy Sofa
    If Bryant or Rizzo showed up somewhere wearing one of those godforsaken dude-rompers, David would have, like, 8 of them by the weekend. WE GET IT; NOBODY DOUBTS YOU WERE PROGRAMMED TO LOVE EVERYONE ON THIS TEAM.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Abandon hope all ye who stupidly start game threads.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Also: gr is still missing after his anti-Ross tirade.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    So without their seething hatred of Ross to unite them, this Cubs team has completely fallen apart.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Good question. He always wants the dumb blue jersey, too. What a dummy.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    He stinks and his beard is dumb.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    The Cubs yet again not living up to being the donglords we were promised they would be? You've screwed me again, Pennypacker!
  8. Sammy Sofa
    That supervillain-looking Ronaldo face will never not make me crack up.
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  10. Sammy Sofa
    Cobs sock botts.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Now I'm starting to understand why David and sulley are still willing to give the Bears a chance.
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  13. Sammy Sofa
    Here's your new sig pic: From my meatball-y standpoint, so much of this comes down to the "big four" not really being productive at the same time (or at all). You go into the season figuring that, pretty much no matter what, the combo of Schwarber-Bryant-Rizzo-Zobrist is some pretty impressive bedrock to build a lineup around. To think that most of the season to this point would really only be spent with ONE of them really hitting at any given time seemed...well, pretty unthinkable. Now you start sprinkling in some injuries, and the Cubs starting so many games down early, and you've got the recipe for a struggling lineup. It really feels like that if you could just get two of those guys going at the same time it would make a huge difference.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    It is?
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Ah, the dizzying highs and the terrifying lows of Lester all in a single inning.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    This is the baseball equivalent of [expletive] your pants when all you thought you had to do was fart.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Boss Baby SO close to a dong.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Man, Bryant just can't stop poopin'; Len talking like he'll probably be out tomorrow, too.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Seal boy can't stop clubbing.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Nice.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    A 6-game winning streak? That's allowed?
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I figured the deal with the Devil would have been paid off with Trump winning, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo...what a greedy dick.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    On the one hand: cool! On the other hand: everyone is dying.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Toasted ravioli are just pizza rolls that take way too damn long to make. Very enjoyable to eat, but hilariously stupid to prop up as an example of a city's "cuisine." It would be like someone acting like chicken nuggets are a local delicacy.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, it's the feelgood story of the new millennium.
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