Sammy Sofa
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Yeah, he's going to give up so many home runs they're all going to be pooped from having to run the bases so many times. If there's no malarkey with rain, Lester may throw a no-hitter tonight Cubs' regressing defense leads to Lester losing 1-0. -
Yeah, he's going to give up so many home runs they're all going to be pooped from having to run the bases so many times.
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Even though Lester is only 11 years older, I demand some kind of brutal grindhouse movie starring him and Happ as a creepy father-son duo who are a couple of murderous rednecks on the run from Johnny Law.
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Will gr finally make his triumphant return if Ross is eliminated?
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Kale is a garbage sham.
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2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
I'm right behind you, Peterman! -
Postpone the rest of the season, please.
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BCS was great! Go sniff butts, Cubs!
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No, just Mojo BCS is always the netter choice, win or lose. Only dumb bastards think otherwise.
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Only have Gameday; did Lackey let his anger get the better of him when he hit Panik, or is he just sucking some more?
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no way, they're not that good Get the new program while it's hot!
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Erase that RD from yesterday, baby. Awwwww, yeaaaaaah.
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I told you this was a butt team made of butts.
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Lackey's teeth make him look like the "before" photo of Sloth from Se7en.
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Lackey, you ignorant slut.
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Lackey gave up a HR to Panik? Jeeeeeeeeeeeeee-sus.
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horsefeathers yeah. I gotta find him for an online game and then let him win.
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Is there nothing you don't worry about? Seriously? These are like the 2nd posts I've made in the last few weeks with any tinge of "worry". You guys asked me to dial back the panic and i havent said horsefeathers for like a month even through a really poor stretch of baseball. I get bashed for the slightest little things around here. Meanwhile I can go into a GT in a game we lose and find about a hundred posts moaning to the moon about bad play from any given player. All I was suggesting is that it doesn't seem to fix any problem. Don't worry, I've got your back; this is a butt team is made of butts.
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It already has gotten ugly; Tommy is lashing out: https://youtu.be/TaRSI1tRqGk
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THEY'RE JUST GONNA SHIFT EVERYBODY. YOU GET A SHIFT, YOU GET A SHIFT, YOU GET A SHIFT.
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This is arguably less like an endorsement of Contreras and more of a "wow, look at how much this team is underperforming" kinda thing.
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Isn't Willson supposed to be a good framer? He hasn't been doing Jake many favors, stabbing at a lot of balls. I also kinda feel his exaggerated movements on blocking balls in the dirt throws Jake off his rhythm by making it seem like those pitches are mini crises that are being averted. From a gut assumption/snap judgement, Contreras has seemed pretty farty behind the plate this year relative to expectations.
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JUST AS I DEMANDED. I am pleased.
