Sammy Sofa
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Today the role of Kyle Schwarber will be played by Ian Happ. -
Hahahah! Alright, based on extremely limited recent sample size, any AB that has a ton of foul balls and at least 10 pitches will end up donged.
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NOW he's throwing a bunch of pitches.
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I hate that I was really, really bummed seeing that it was Happ coming to the plate in that situation.
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I'd lease my unborn child for a regular, boring ol' win without any drama or terrible baseball. Just one.
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I'm pretty sure it's just one dude griping about Mallee.
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Step it up, man; the answer is obvious: [glow=red]FIRE MADDON.[/glow]
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CODE REDS FOR EVERYONE. They know what they did.
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That's also how I ran the bases as a kid. I was not good at baseball.
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What should Heyward Fan change his username to?
Sammy Sofa replied to soccer10k's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Trump Fan. -
This team is a buttwipe.
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What should Heyward Fan change his username to?
Sammy Sofa replied to soccer10k's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
2017 Cubs Fan. -
Russell, Contreras and Schwarber all managing to go in the toilet the same season when all 3 were expected to break out is tremendously unfortunate.
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I just like him acting like getting swept by the Dodgers i s this big end of the world thing. Sorry, homeslice; this is the 2017 Cubs: they lose lots of games.
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Lackey loses his mind/control because he gives up A hit. What a spaz.
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THE MILK'S GONE BAD.
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Maybe Russell can rub up against Seager for some luck or something, because he is rank balls right now.
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First inning: escaped.
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Oh, shiiizzzzzzzzzzz; Schwarber actually didn't make an out.
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Someone explain ball to Schwarber, because Gameday basically has it in the middle of the zone.
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Man, local radio in Southern California plays the horsefeathers out of RHCP. So horrible. (Same for Linkin Park, Blink-182 and Sublime. You'd never know there are good bands from here.) That is the Mount Rushmore of awful 90's bands. Needs more Limp Bizkit. And Candlebox.
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I forgot to declare the game banger: https://youtu.be/2clm68lcsQQ
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I also like how "good luck eating breakfast" could also imply that Lackey is as bad at putting food in his mouth as he is at pitching.
