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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Alright Bryant, it's time for the dagger.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers, he listened to me.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Kyle, for the love of horsefeathers, remember who you are RIGHT NOW.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    That might as well be the textbook example of how to handle Baez at the plate.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I was briefly optimistic seeing Zobrist at the plate thinking it meant we were at the top of the order.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    The Cubs can play baseball like a mother horsefeathering riot. DOOT-DOOT-DOODLY-DOO-DOO-DOOOOOOO
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Excellent rebuttal, gentlemen.
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  9. Sammy Sofa
    So I guess the secret to last year was avoiding Schwarber's succubus-like awfulness being around all season.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Help the Cubs, Javier Baez; you are their only hope.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Haw-haw!
  12. Sammy Sofa
    NEVERMIND. I WAS A FOOL TO FEEL HOPE.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Time to make everyone Jizzo, buddy.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Do more of that so it's less painful when Baez has to take over SS after Russell completely loses the ability to play baseball.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    One AB where he was getting terrible calls from the ump; the rest of it he just wasn't doing too hot and was giving up annoying singles.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    So were all those comeback wins early in the season the sign of a mighty offense overcoming a bit of a struggling or a terrifying foreshadowing of what was really to come?
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Dexter, please, take pity upon us.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    This team stinks worse than a Sublime mosh pit.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Just killing time until the Cubs make me want to kill myself.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Mercy was shown by...Molina?
  21. Sammy Sofa
    PRAY FOR THE DEAD.
  22. Sammy Sofa
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Joe picked up the stickiest of the icky while out West and now he's toast for a while.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Happ inexplicably leading off again.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers: https://screengrabber.deadspin.com/marlins-reporter-saved-by-reflexes-well-placed-clipboa-1795776832
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