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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Up to a 36% K rate. It's just nuts that Joe thinks he should heap this much pressure on the guy. It's a fine line between eccentric and just being a drunk maniac in a van.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Russell and Schwarber have somehow completely collapsed as capable professional baseball players. It's absolutely painful to witness.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Yes. And Wade Davis. Bryant should just get everyone's long-term contract rolled into 1. MONTERO SAYS horsefeathers YOU GUYS I AM GOOD.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, the Cubs scored? Don't worry, Lackey is gonna GIVE IT AWAY NOW.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    *Bryce Harper considering Cubs* *Bryce Harper watches a recent Cubs game* *Bryce Harper no longer considering Cubs*
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I didn't know it existed until, like, 3 months ago.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    MTV Classic shows videos still? That's pretty much all they show. I'm talking about the channel actually called "MTV Classic."
  8. Sammy Sofa
    None if we keep playing like this I mean, don't they still kinda have to? This rotation is just going to keep getting older and the FA market isn't looking too hot.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I just turned on MTV Classic as the inning ending and what immediately comes on a second later? Motherfucking terrible Sublime's "What I Got." That has to mean something, right? I mean, probably that they'll lose 28-3 and Bryant will take a line drive to the nards, but still...
  10. Sammy Sofa
    FIRE JOE.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    He doesn't have to treat Happ as the nu-Zobrist while he still has the actual Zobrist kicking around. Get the better OBP in front of Bryzzo, dammit.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    In 2018. Maybe.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    So when do you swap Baez back in to your sig, David?
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  15. Sammy Sofa
    But what are we supposed to do with all of this leftover heroin and all of these leftover foreheads?
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Well, it was a VERY short reign: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/after-years-of-tanking-the-astros-are-now-the-best-in-baseball/?ex_cid=538fb
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I had the vision of a 14-game losing streak...this may be the time.
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  19. Sammy Sofa
    What's the exit velocity of the turds Kyle is dropping in his pants?
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Actually, no; I take it back.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Jake's gonna have a pretty good back half of his career once he gives up on this whole starter thing and just accepts being a closer, right?
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Way to hold that lead, Jake. Good effort.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    This team just spazzes out with RISP.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    http://68.media.tumblr.com/b8c0a4a67d0c6696d3a36e7e33e7b414/tumblr_ms7pzn5Xpe1qd2u1xo1_250.gif I forgot he was in Point Break
  25. Sammy Sofa
    FREE PFT.
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