Sammy Sofa
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sorry, i thought it was fair game Oh, I'm not bothered by it; just more confused than anything else.
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*Dumb ass "Chinese" scatting*
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That new Febreeze commercial about pooping in the guest bathroom in the basement is the truth.
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Shots...fired?
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This is an odd scenario you have constructed.
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5/30 Cubs (Butler) @ Padres (Lamet) 9:10 CT CSN+
Sammy Sofa replied to Butterscup's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
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Hey, Daniel was always carrying around that flask, too.
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This is David right now:
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Well, that's just madness. It's an album with plenty of filler, but you're lumping in "Back in the USSR," "Blackbird," "I Will," "Mother Nature's Son" and "Helter Skelter" as garbage.
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Pretty sure nobody is out there propping up "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?" as some kind of next-level genius like "Santeria."
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Just that one of them is called "Burrito" is too perfect.
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"A cigarette pressed between her lips But I'm staring at her [expletive]" "So she told me to come over, and I took that trip and then she pulled out my mushroom tip, and, when it came out, it went drip-drip-drip I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe kung-fu grip" "One night in jail it was getting late He was butt-raped by a large inmate" Eat horsefeathers, Dylan. Go jump off a bridge, Lou Reed. Tom Waits, you might as well just hang it up.
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Man, I don't know; the first song that came up on YouTube sure does just sound like a typical Sublime song:
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That had him obnoxiously blasting Live in the newest episode, when he feels all betrayed and melodramatic, was perfect. I will shamefully admit that Live was the horsefeathers when I was in college, and I loved that band. I mean, I think I went through phases of liking most of these bands; some of them you just grow out of. When I was a kid I thought frozen chicken nuggets drowned in ketchup was the greatest food in the world, too. Things change.
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I'm pretty indifferent to Sublime at this point, mainly because I never have to hear them, but I am bitter over one of my roommates in college being obsessed with them and dragging me to a concert by the Long Beach All Stars, which was apparently the sequel to Sublime? All I know is that Sublime was, like, 3 dudes, and this "band" had at least 9 idiots on stage making the lamest, sloppiest music you could imagine for a band selling out a pretty decent-sized venue. If I hadn't been told repeatedly that these guys were formed out of the ashes of Sublime, I would have assumed that their goal was to make everyone hate Sublime-like music. Man, when you see/hear it a lot, you realize "Sublime" is a really bad band name.
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Needs more Limp Bizkit. And Candlebox. Limp Bizkit and other nü metal bands belong in their own Mt. Rushmore. Russ Hanneman's Mt. Rushmore, if you will. That had him obnoxiously blasting Live in the newest episode, when he feels all betrayed and melodramatic, was perfect.
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That Ross forced him to drink.
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And horsefeathers his pants.
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Game should be tied if the Cubs didn't yet again horsefeathers the bed with a runner on 3B and only 1 out.
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That was depressingly predictable.
