Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Man, they don't even let Butler face the pitcher. Cold. -
Butler: good at getting 2 outs...not so much the rest.
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MORE LIKE BUTTLER. Too bad Lester got BABIP-ed out of a long start yesterday. Poor bullpen.
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GIMME DAT @.
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Ian Happ is SO crazy that when he murders a ball he REALLY murders a ball.
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Cubs' starting pitchers couldn't make it through 7 innings if their lives depended on it.
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This game is now a loss even if they win.
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FTFY
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AL CONTRA.
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jake is getting punished a lot when he does make mistakes lately...i don't think he is going to suck all year. maddon and hoyer both seem to think that he looked close with his mechanics in his last start despite his results. we'll see. It's even worse much he's punishing us when we watch him pitch.
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What is even happening this inning.
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you can still feel free to do that (though he didn't swing at any bad pitches in that AB) 5 walks this year 4 of them intentional He's basically how I play The Show come to life.
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Holy hell. Did that really happen?
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Joey Bats' flip game remains on point.
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PITCH SMARTER, NERDLINGER.
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"I appreciate the words of support, unless you're a great big fat person, uuuuhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
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Way to go, rain barrel.
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Because they're broken and can't be changed at this point to anything that's not already created in the system. Just like how I can only have a sig of mine show up in the baseball threads. WHAT ARE WE (NOT) PAYING FOR.
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Incorrect; I never tried to get people to call him that. My track record is flawless.
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Oh, he definitely has a sleepy-eyed psycho thing going on. horsefeathers, I just image searched him and he straight up looks like Dahmer most of the time. Is his walk-up music the minimalist stuff that is featured in Requiem for a Dream? I could barely make it out during the broadcast last night. Totally what a sociopath would pick. I approve. I thought it was this for a second:
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You know it. Look, I gave us tinyface, then I gave us Seal Boy...this is just going to happen.
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I'm sorry but I'm lost...Are you trying to make a joke about how he looks like a serial killer or something? Honestly, you make some of the weirdest posts on here. They're funny sometimes (I guess)... *Apathetic grunt* http://www.post-gazette.com/image/2015/05/19/ca415,0,2185,1769/happ0520.jpg
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How is "funny sometimes (I guess)..." not already my new status?
