Sammy Sofa
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Redeem thyself, young catcher. -
More like Lesser.
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Dong this gangly-looking mothertrucker into oblivion, Almora.
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We've got nothing better to do.
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What a topsy-turvy day.
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Oh my; Lester with the sailor-talk.
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I'm always down for a sexy Hey-ride.
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Come on, Uncle Fester.
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Haw-haw!
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Hahahah! Of course. He is damned.
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Baez hit a no-foolin' double on a 2-0 count?
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Lester the suppress...ter. Yeah.
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*BOOP*
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Jed giving Tommy the bad news:
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Oh, don't worry about that; they horsefeathers ALL the time.
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Hopefully Baez is pulling a Chris Traeger and just yelling "STOP. SUCKING." at himself in the mirror all day.
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Sexcellent.
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Yeah, Baez needs to be the defensive sub guy for a while.
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That's just a Matrix-like simulation. You never leave that server farm.
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AHEM Yeah, but then you vanished.
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Here's me during this game:
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Yessssssssssssssss.
